Feb 25, 2006 21:21
Xander is sore.
SORE.
That's the absolute last time he holds the punching bag for baby Slayers.
... You know. Until the next time Buffy asks him.
Besides, now that he's sidled up to Bar and gotten a milkshake to recuperate with, his outlook on life is getting rosier.
xander harris,
morgan le fae
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Just ignore the fact that she's dressed for bed and wearing a purple dressing gown.
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Maybe she's a resident. Which he is NOT.
Xander wins.
"Oh, uh, it's a milkshake. Chocolate."
He takes a sinfully delicious drink.
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"Milk. Shake." Molly says, leaning over to look into the glass. "It looks sort of forzen. What's in it?"
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She does know know what a milkshake is.
"It's the nectar of the gods!" Xander assures her. "Imagine (if you will) a beverage that combines the sugary, caloric goodness of ice cream and the calcium-filled osteoporosis-battling of milk. That, my friend, is a milkshake."
A pause.
"Also, it allegedly brings all the boys to the yard."
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"Well, a few extra boys in the yard never hurt anybody. Unless one of them was Dennis the Menace."
He proffers his milkshake.
"Yep. Chocolate it is. Want a sip?"
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He eyes close momentarily as she mentally agrees with his description of the milkshake. "I need one of those. How do I get one?"
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He smiles sheepishly at Molly.
"Ask, and you will receive."
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She orders a chocolate milkshake, and grins widely when one appears.
Shde turns back to Xander and says, "Thanks! You know, you look awfully familiar to me. Have we met before?"
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"Now that you mention it ..."
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And faceplams.
"Oh, God ... talk about putting my best foot forward."
A pause.
"Or maybe wearing my heart on my sleeve.
"You didn't ... see my heart, did you?"
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She sips at her milkshake lovingly.
"It doesn't seem to be a problem for you anymore."
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He takes a swig of his own.
"Nope. Recovered from it pretty well, all things considered."
A shifty glance her way.
"It ... may have affected my long-term memory, however. What's your name again?"
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