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grapesarefun in milliways_bar

Entrance

Feb 25, 2006 21:07

The whirlwind appears with a tinkling music of some sort.

When the whirlwind disappears, there is an obvious cartoon Elf (dressed very skimpily) standing in the middle of the room, arms folded and his head cocked to the side.

"This isn't level 69," he says. "Well... shiiit."

xander harris

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xan_shaped February 26 2006, 02:52:03 UTC

Xander blinks.

"Okay, I know you're not Sonic the Hedgehog ..."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 02:55:22 UTC

"Sonic? You know that bitch?"

He huffs a little.

"Tell him to call me!"

xan_shaped February 26 2006, 03:06:23 UTC

Xander's not quite sure what to say to this.

Except possibly Step AWAY from the PS2, buddy. I'm cutting you off.

It's a less-than-threatening comment, however, as there's no actual gaming platform in sight.

"Um. Actually, I've never had the distinct honor of talking with a speedy blue hedgehog."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 03:42:01 UTC

He giggles. "Well, to be honest, I didn't do much 'talking' with him, either," he notes, complete with air-quotes.

xan_shaped February 26 2006, 03:51:18 UTC

"... Oh, come on!" Xander implores the universe.

There is facepalming.

Oh, the faceplaming.

"Sonic groupies are a thing I did not need to know about."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 03:57:23 UTC

"Well, you do have to be really careful; that's all I'm saying." Then, abruptly changing subjects, "Hi there! I'm Xandir!"

xan_shaped February 26 2006, 04:08:53 UTC

".... Very funny."

He's not touching the other remark.

Though technically, a hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 04:16:43 UTC

"What's funny about that? You do have to be careful!"

xan_shaped February 26 2006, 04:32:10 UTC

"I meant your name! Which is my name! A name, I might add, that has never done the spiny with a video game hedgehog."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 04:37:34 UTC

Xandir gasps.

"Your name's Xandir, too?! Oh, that's so neat! We're like brothers!"

He jumps up and spins around in the air. There is a strange beeping sound when he does this.

xan_shaped February 26 2006, 05:06:48 UTC

Xander stares.

"We're ... really more like second cousins once removed, I feel."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 05:11:28 UTC

"Cousins? Yaaaaay!" Xandir glomps his new family member.

And possibly cops a feel on Xander's ass.

Actually, more than likely.

[ooc: must sleep; slowtime?]

xan_shaped February 26 2006, 05:33:42 UTC

Xander simultaneously jumps back and shoves at Xandir.

"Okay, and when they say all in the family? That is NOT what they mean!"

[OOC: *dies* Slowtime yes. You ROCK.]

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 18:21:50 UTC

Xandir pouts at him.

"Tease."

xan_shaped February 27 2006, 03:24:41 UTC

It's always him.

ALWAYS.

"Now might also be a good time to point out that technically, I'm Xander."

grapesarefun February 27 2006, 19:54:32 UTC

"Oh, what's a vowel between friends, right?"

Xandir winks.

"Especially if it's 'ohhhhhhhh'."

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