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Entrance

Feb 25, 2006 21:07

The whirlwind appears with a tinkling music of some sort.

When the whirlwind disappears, there is an obvious cartoon Elf (dressed very skimpily) standing in the middle of the room, arms folded and his head cocked to the side.

"This isn't level 69," he says. "Well... shiiit."

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lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 02:14:41 UTC

[ooc: *dies and is ded omg*]

"Bar at the end of the universe, actually."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 02:20:17 UTC

He stomps his foot cutely.

"This flute is defective! How am I supposed to save my boyfriend if the damn thing flits me willy-nilly?"

lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 02:22:45 UTC

"I don't know and frankly I don't care."

Though he is pretty darned cute. If gayer than even Aziraphale can be.

"Milliways - bar at the end of the universe. Doors appear in different worlds at random points. Congratulations--you found one."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 02:29:07 UTC

He doesn't seem to really notice her or her words as he stares down at his flute, mumbling confusedly to himself.

"Maybe I just didn't blow it right..."

lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 02:29:46 UTC

"Look--whoever and whatever you are--it had nothing to do with the flute, all right? You were pulled here randomly. Same as everyone else here."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 02:34:14 UTC

Xandir crosses his arms, scoffing.

"Wow. You must have taken bitch lessons from Toot."

He reaches into the Magic Hole™ and pulls out from nowhere a video, the title in gawdy yellow over a black and white 20's female cartoon: How to Be a Bitch by Toot Brawnstein.

lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 02:37:48 UTC

And she laughs at him. "You think that was bitchy? You won't last long in here."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 02:44:28 UTC

"Well, maybe you're only on lesson one," he says generously, putting the video away.

lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 02:45:16 UTC

"And maybe I don't know what the hell you're talking about and I'm probably not from whatever world you've come from."

A beat.

"My name's Sara. You?"

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 02:47:40 UTC

He leans in a little closer to her, his eyes squinting as he studies her.

"Oh. My. God."

Xandir takes several steps back.

"You're live action, aren't you?" he cries.

lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 02:49:11 UTC

There aren't enough ellipses in the world.

"What?"

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 02:53:35 UTC

"You are!" he cries even louder, beginning to run around in random circles. "I'm trapped in a bar in the middle of the Live Action Forest!"

He then dives under a table, hiding in the shadows, his knees against his chest.

lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 02:54:13 UTC

After blinking for a moment, she sighs, kneeling on the ground and peering under the table.

"No, you aren't. You're at the end of the universe. I don't know what you mean by Live Action Forest. But hell, if you're going to act like this, I'll just leave you alone."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 03:40:23 UTC

"Just don't hurt me!" Xandir wibbles from under the table.

He's heard Stories about what goes on in the Live Action Forest.

lvpd_sidle February 26 2006, 03:52:55 UTC

She sighs again.

"No one here will hurt you unless you attack someone. One of the rules is no violence. Another is no sex in the bar because there are kids. Bar can give you a key to a room upstairs, as well as food and drink."

grapesarefun February 26 2006, 04:16:21 UTC

He stares at her for a moment, then slowly crawls out from under the table.

"You promise?"

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