Why Victoria Beckham scares me
We brought out all of my old Barbies for my sister to play with.
I also found, along with my Baby Spice Barbie (with a purple strapless jumpsuit that, after the elastic wore, won't stay on) a Spice Girls keychain and a bunch of UNOFFICIAL IN MY POCKET books that gives you facts on all the Spice Girls. From one of the books:
POSH SPICE CLAIMS HER TALENTS ARE WEARING HEELS, CARRYING A HANDBAG AND LOOKING MISERABLE
We also found my Britney Spears Barbie, who came with a boombox, walkman, her platinum record, a tape, and her tour guide. Why are all the Barbies that are based on real people so creepy looking?
I also found my brown Barbie (who technically is just a friend but I can't remember her name) that a friend bought me because it supposedly looked like me.
I really loved Barbies until I was around 7, when my new friend Stacey told me that big girls didn't play with Barbies--instead we hiked our shirts up and danced with our stomachs out. I still whipped them out though, especially when the movie Life-Size (starring TYRA BANKS and LINDSAY LOHAN) came on.
After a half-week of exams (no school for the next few days, but they were all crammed into the past 3), this was a good way to end it.
Looking back at everything, who I am today is no longer surprising