According to Tyra, Tyra is a wonderful person
So apparently Tyra's talk show lasts 2 hours now. WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE????
I love watching it because she believes she is Jesus baptizing a whole bunch of tweens in her faux celebrity. That, and she has yet to realize that she looks fat in high-waisted harem pants. It's awesome.
Currently, she's doing FANTASY MAKEOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRSPARKLESPARKLE!! If you don't know, it's where she takes average!girls whose moms say they are ugly and makes them beautiful. But instead of being like every other talk show that gives average!girls makeovers, she does over-the-top makeovers that they will never be able to repeat in day-to-day life, thereby insuring that they will still be average! and never match the beauty that is Tyra Banks. There were 2 girls that did some charity work, and another anorexic girl because when a girl is anorexic you put her in Rodarte and make her pose for pictures. (According to her mom--who kept talking about how homely her poor daughter looked on national television!--she worships at the altar of Tyra, so I'm assuming that's why she gets pretty makeover time).
And NEXT UP is some boring dude whose parents thinks is possessed (they gave him an exorcism) because he's a wee bit gay. Totally not important when compared to FANTASY MAKEOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRSPARKLESPARKLE!!
She defined exorcism as "like in that movie The Exorcist but REAL"