My list for Cedric

[milliebun]

I'm going to give Cedric this list of things that he must do.

1. Groom me at least once an hour
2. When he goes and mugs the 2-foots for a treat, he has to bring me one too
3. He has to snuggle up & keep me warm on demand
4. He must stop trying to look cute in front of the 2-foots, that's my job!
5. When I wee on the 2-foot's bed, he must take the blame
6. He must stop eating all the pellets
7. Go back to number 1 and start again

I think that should do for now... Until I think of some more...