We Sing From Our Asses While Burning in Purgatory

Feb 13, 2014 23:00

An old friend of mine just sent me a Facebook message linking to this article.  A blogger (who happens to share my name) has recently discovered a piece of sheet music on the butt of a man in a 16th Century painting of Hell.  My friend was wondering if that blogger was actually me.

Basically, my friend suspected me of being the discoverer of the 600 Years Old Butt Song From Hell.  I find that quite touching.

I especially love the choral version, by the way:

butt song from hell

this is the butt song from hell

we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory

the butt song from hell

the butt song from hell

butts

I also found out today there is a conspiracy theory that states dinosaurs are still alive.  It's reasoning is:
  • Dinosaurs lived thousands of years longer than humans, and so had time to become a far advanced civilisation
  • Being so advanced, they were capable of space travel and left Earth during the ice age to avoid destruction
  • They have since returned, and are living underground where it's warmer
  • They’re are engineering global warming so that we can make the planet hot enough for them to live here comfortably again

This has been deemed the best theory ever.

In slightly more revelant-to-what-Millie-is-doing news, I decided a while ago that my next cosplay would be Sarah Kerrigan from the beginning of Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm.





This is my cosplay-in-progress:



It's all going to be painted because I'm not nearly good enough to make armour or put LEDs in a costume, and I'm making a wig out of wool dreadlocks to be her tentacle hair.



Needs more small tentacles, and also to be dyed a darker colour.

funny, cosplay, stories of me

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