*headdesk *facepalm* *flail*

Oct 16, 2008 02:22


A couple of hours ago, I felt hungry, so I reached into my wonderfully stocked ref for munchies. I pulled out a pack of pastillas. Because I'm immune to melamine and still consume dairy products daily without a care, unlike all you fragile mortals, I'M INVINCIBLE, MWAHAHAHAH. Er. The thing is, practically everything we eat is carcinogenic/contaminated/inorganic/genetically-modified/physiology-degradation-inducing anyway, so even if we try to be careful, I think we'll accumulate harmful substances anyway, and there's not much point panicking about mercury levels and the latest toxins and whatnot...

Wow, I got distracted from my point quick.

Back on topic. So I ate pastillas. Then, I suffered from tummy aches. Figuring I was hungry, I ate more. And more. And suffered. Well, eventually, it went away.

Then just now, I felt hungry again, and ate more pastillas. And the tummy aches return. Nonetheless, I went on munching until I realized... hey, it's a hyperacidity attack. And the lactic acid in the pastillas is making it worse.

ERRRR.....

So I chucked the pastillas back in the ref [too late] and decided to go for chocolate therapy. [Er, that is, eating a boxful of chocolate and seeing what will happen. Repeat until feeling better. Pretty much. Works wonders.]

What's my point? Eat? WRONG! [Eh, not wrong really, because eating is good!]

Just don't be stupid! Or at least get that kind of stupid moment. And don't drink/eat milk when you're having an acid attack for the love of all that is yummy. *pointatself* >____> GEH. LOOKBEFOREYOULEAP, HEARBEFOREYOUSPEAK THINKBEFOREYOUEAT!

And chocolate cures all. BELIEVE.

I will get the new Neil Gaiman book. Yes I will. And I shall eat gyudon in a few hours time. Yes I will.

And because I need to stay awake to type my paper... I do a mini-spam of random JE pics guaranteed to get a fangirl's blood going!! [Going, as in going out, in the form of nosebleeds? =P] Mostly Tesshi. Because... he's Tesshi. =P



This is probably my favorite picture. Ever. For obvious reasons. <3



He looks so.... illegal here. But then, Tesshi will probably remain looking underaged for many years to come. [Waitaminit, wasn't he just nineteen when this came out? O_o So he actually was illegal? But then again, JE makes even thirteen year-old kids do these kinds of pics. >___>]



They're... tied together. With ribbons. That is so.... win. =P



asdjaklsjsdfl;;sdf.... WTH, it's pathetic how jealous I am of Yamapi whenever I see this pic. XD My first thought, literally, is always: "I want to kick Yamapi away >_>" quickly followed by "I wish I was Yamapi T___T". Hrm. *envious*



Speaking of Yamapi... hahahah. He's all ready to be mailed to the highest bidder. *snicker* Even if I wasn't a JE fangirl, I'd love this pic. For the lulz factor.



XD Tesshiweallbedeadfromyourkawaii <3

Wow, would you look at that. Seems like I'm officially off my rather long JE-boys-are-so-tiring-and-I'm-not-watching-J-dramas-anymore-because-they're-always-the-leads-Yamapi-is-so-overrated-and-TVXQ-is-better-than-NEWS phase. Yeah. NEWS songs even have higher playcounts than TVXQ songs in my playlist now.

sweets, raving, fangirling, tesshi owns me, chocoholicism, rantage, je boys

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