End of Day 1
As the sun began to set, the crowd cried out for justice, crowd not mob because of the The Riot Act of 1713. They rushed forward, grabbing the ranting gorillashaman who continued to yell out, "I am a cunning wolf, lynch me now or I will eat you!" syrup dripping from his face and mouth. baronlaw and rustymaggot grabbed his arms holding him firm.
Jeeves strode forth from the Mayor's mansion, implements of destruction in his hands, noose, and revolver. He walked solemnly forward now that the decision had been made. A commotion went up amongst the crowd and there was a loud quacking as feathers flew up into the air and cuddlycthulhu suddenly lost his balance tripping over the flapping wings of the duck who was trying to avoid being trampled by the onrush of the crowd.
His plate of waffles flew into the air, syrup flying everywhere, strawberries arcing through the air. "Lynch me NOW" yelled gorillashaman, his mouth open in a bellow as a single strawberry flew past his lips and gums, lodging itself in his throat. He gasped, his captors looking shocked let him go as he collapsed to the ground, the strawberry stuck in his esophagus, cutting off his air. The crowd stepped back, his face turned blue, but no one ran to his aid, unsure of what to do. And then finally, he breathed no more. The crowd moved in peering at the dead corpse covered in waffles and syrup, but it lay there motionless.
"See!" yelled opiomancer. "Waffles do KILL! Don't Eat The Waffles!"
SUMMARY: gorillashaman the VILLAGER is DEAD!
Jeeves strode forth from the Mayor's mansion, implements of destruction in his hands, noose, and revolver. He walked solemnly forward now that the decision had been made. A commotion went up amongst the crowd and there was a loud quacking as feathers flew up into the air and cuddlycthulhu suddenly lost his balance tripping over the flapping wings of the duck who was trying to avoid being trampled by the onrush of the crowd.
His plate of waffles flew into the air, syrup flying everywhere, strawberries arcing through the air. "Lynch me NOW" yelled gorillashaman, his mouth open in a bellow as a single strawberry flew past his lips and gums, lodging itself in his throat. He gasped, his captors looking shocked let him go as he collapsed to the ground, the strawberry stuck in his esophagus, cutting off his air. The crowd stepped back, his face turned blue, but no one ran to his aid, unsure of what to do. And then finally, he breathed no more. The crowd moved in peering at the dead corpse covered in waffles and syrup, but it lay there motionless.
"See!" yelled opiomancer. "Waffles do KILL! Don't Eat The Waffles!"
SUMMARY: gorillashaman the VILLAGER is DEAD!