Day 1

[millershollow]

The sun was obscured by dark clouds and fog. As the new residents unpacked and set up their new homes they were interrupted by ominous ringing of the bells in the town square. Gathering they found Jeeves looking solemn standing in front of a podium a duck puddling around at his feet.

"I have a grave news today. The baker JoelZero was found

Comments

[slownewsday]

Vote me, please! I am de volf! And...and...I kind of love bloods? And the odd limb?

Not convinced? All my trousers have holes in the arse. THAT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT.

[faymar]

Exactly the kind of clues I've been looking for!

vote slownewsday

[cuddlycthulhu]

It's not so much a clue as a clue x 4.

[faymar]

Well, werewolves aren't very bright, are they?

[cuddlycthulhu]

Don't know...didn't they clean out this town the last time they were around?

[faymar]

They did? This place was recommended to me as a quiet place away from the hustle and bustle of the big city! No one mentioned a recurring werewolf problem!

[evilben]

*puts on Millers Hollow Tourism Bureau Hat*

Since the last time the wolves ate everyone, it has been the most peaceful town ever! No hustle OR bustle! Everything in the brochure was completely true! We clones worked hard on that.

[rustymaggot]

oh how the mind wanders......

i would like to nominate this for hottest post of the game.

[cuddlycthulhu]

You know...I don't think you meant those last two sentences the way I took them, but I'm going with it.

[myshanter]

This wolf is sacrificing himself? Please! Vote slownewsday just because he asked for it.

[slojae]

um... slownesday is a woman...

but vould be a wolf

unvote gwydion 82
vote slownewsday

[dragonattack]

this has grown a little rediculous with the two suicides. Unvote Gwydion82, Vote gorillashaman

[gorillashaman]

I agree.

Slownewsday should be lynched next, for claiming wolfiness.

Folks, if you're a vanilla villager trying to get lynched, remember two things.

This works best if only ONE per day stands up and claims wolfhood.

Eventually you have to stop lynching villagers and try to go after wolves.

[chessiekitty]

And this is why you are on my list... WTF? :)