Another crackhead thinks he can fly.

Sep 01, 2006 04:53

So, It's 4:50am, and about ten minutes ago I was out having a smoke at my hotel, when all of a sudden, I hear screaming coming from a room on the second floor. Out of nowhere some dude comes flying out the window, drops fifteen feet and lands on his shoulder/neck. I ask the guy if he's alright, and come inside to call the cops. Then his three roomates all come down the stairs, out the door and walk away.

I suppose they were having a crack party, one guy freaked out and took a dive out the window. I swear to god, I'm thinking I should write a book about all the weird shit that happens here.

I need to start my new job... badly.

PS. The funniest part was when he landed his pants came off and his dong was exposed for a good ten minutes till the paramedics wrapped him in a blanket.

Just another night at the glorious Bay Street Hotel.

Goodnight, children.
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