Make it work!
So I watched this week's Project Runway, and then made dinner, and this is what came to me while chopping lettuce:
[SCENE: A workroom, engulfed in flames. All other designers have (rightly) fled, except for KENLEY. TIM GUNN enters, wearing a firefighter's helmet.]
TIM GUNN: Kenley, I understand your aesthetic, but I feel I have to point out to you that if you go on like this you are going to die in a fire, ok? Think of what the judges will say. You need to focus on not dying in a fire and get out of the burning building. You have a lot of work left to do. Make not dying in a fire work for you!
[TIM GUNN leaves. KENLEY rolls her eyes.]
KENLEY: I'm the only designer who gets fire. All these other designers have no understanding of fire, and when their lame fire-avoidance attempts are shown on the runway, I will laugh in their faces. I don't need Tim Gunn to tell me to not die in a fire; I'm not even going to hear that! Ooh, a burning shard of wood, that would look great in my hair! I'm so retro.
[KENLEY dies in a fire.]
[SCENE: A workroom, engulfed in flames. All other designers have (rightly) fled, except for KENLEY. TIM GUNN enters, wearing a firefighter's helmet.]
TIM GUNN: Kenley, I understand your aesthetic, but I feel I have to point out to you that if you go on like this you are going to die in a fire, ok? Think of what the judges will say. You need to focus on not dying in a fire and get out of the burning building. You have a lot of work left to do. Make not dying in a fire work for you!
[TIM GUNN leaves. KENLEY rolls her eyes.]
KENLEY: I'm the only designer who gets fire. All these other designers have no understanding of fire, and when their lame fire-avoidance attempts are shown on the runway, I will laugh in their faces. I don't need Tim Gunn to tell me to not die in a fire; I'm not even going to hear that! Ooh, a burning shard of wood, that would look great in my hair! I'm so retro.
[KENLEY dies in a fire.]