I'm not gay... I'm not gay.....I just prance around in a very gay way...
So here's a recap of my day
-Woke up to some Electric Light Orchestra on the radio
-Washed my hair about 5 times, the blow-dried it for a LOOOOOONG time
-Used the Loreal Satin Hands Kit to make my hands silky smooth
-Drove to work in a minivan
-Came this close to buying a toaster that burns Hello Kitty onto the toast at Wal-Mart
-Decided white bread is fattening and ate a veggie salad.
-Rocked out to some more Electric Light Orchestra
-Went shoe shopping and bought nothing. I just shopped.
-I watched Chocolat and You've Got Mail
And let me tell you, right now I feel like the straightest man alive
-Woke up to some Electric Light Orchestra on the radio
-Washed my hair about 5 times, the blow-dried it for a LOOOOOONG time
-Used the Loreal Satin Hands Kit to make my hands silky smooth
-Drove to work in a minivan
-Came this close to buying a toaster that burns Hello Kitty onto the toast at Wal-Mart
-Decided white bread is fattening and ate a veggie salad.
-Rocked out to some more Electric Light Orchestra
-Went shoe shopping and bought nothing. I just shopped.
-I watched Chocolat and You've Got Mail
And let me tell you, right now I feel like the straightest man alive