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FITNESS VIDEOS. FUCK OFF.
I'm sick of seeing adverts on the television for these fitness DVDs of Z-list celebrities, shaking and sweating like an old man pissing out a kidney stone, claiming how they "dropped a dress size in 3 weeks" through this exercise plan.
That and the help of a huge vaccuum sucking away your cellulard you big, fat, sea-cow.
What would be more fun is destroying the celebrities' confidence so much by insulting their looks and their weight, that they'd lose the excess pounds through fear and self loathing. And the funny thing is, they'd be too self concious to leave the house to show off their new figure. HAHA.
I'm sick of seeing adverts on the television for these fitness DVDs of Z-list celebrities, shaking and sweating like an old man pissing out a kidney stone, claiming how they "dropped a dress size in 3 weeks" through this exercise plan.
That and the help of a huge vaccuum sucking away your cellulard you big, fat, sea-cow.
What would be more fun is destroying the celebrities' confidence so much by insulting their looks and their weight, that they'd lose the excess pounds through fear and self loathing. And the funny thing is, they'd be too self concious to leave the house to show off their new figure. HAHA.