Good grief
OooOOOoOOoOOOoOOOoOooOoooooooh.
"...........It's way too late to turn back now. I have put a love spell on you. If you delete this, you will have bad luck in love ... and if youre a guy, no plessure, ever. "
Ok. I'm scared. Bicycle clip time. I don't know if I want this 'plessure' thing or not though. Do guys get bad luck in love as well, or is that just for the ladies? I wonder. For about half a second.
"........ this love spell is very powerful. It will give you everything you wish for if you just pass this on."
All right then. So you'd like me to make my friends hate me because I have enough time to send ridiculous emails in twenty-seven-point pink type written by a boring twelve year old retard from Utah.
"..........Now, you're probably thinking that this is just an ordinary chain letter that doesn't work, but seriously, it's true."
.... now hang on a minute. I'd better listen to this guy. I mean, who really knows? Besides, I've always listened to people I don't even know even if they do seem slightly lacking in intelligence. Interesting use of amateur reverse psychology though.
"....at the end of this letter, there is blue words, under lined. After you pass this on, you press alt+1 in the message confirmation thing, and then you come back and press alt+3 and then click the blue words at the bottom, reading "--> LoveLife FUN <--"
Good grief. Sounds like a fair bit of effort. I've never actually done this though so I can't make fun of this bit. They actually think they're pretty clever though huh, cos as soon as you (probably) find it doesn't work you've already sent it on!!! See what they did there??? Did you??? Did you??? These kids will be on a space program soon, I swear it.
And then we get the obligatory part where you 'send to so and so many people' and get a rating chart. You'd think that a love spell would work in your favour based on the amount of people you send it to.... in reality though, the more people you send this to, the more unlikely it is that any of them will ever consider being romantically involved with you from this moment onwards.
"......... 21 plus people - you and your crush will ............!!!!!!!!! AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE!"
You and your crush will what? Become tree dwellers? If thats what I think it means, my broadly assumptious guess is that most of the professers that believe this kinda thing will already have been told the part about the wish as they read about the wish.
"...... OMG! MY CRUSH JOSH AND I DID IT! I SENT IT TO 50 PEOPLE!"
An old subject I know, but fuck it.
"...........It's way too late to turn back now. I have put a love spell on you. If you delete this, you will have bad luck in love ... and if youre a guy, no plessure, ever. "
Ok. I'm scared. Bicycle clip time. I don't know if I want this 'plessure' thing or not though. Do guys get bad luck in love as well, or is that just for the ladies? I wonder. For about half a second.
"........ this love spell is very powerful. It will give you everything you wish for if you just pass this on."
All right then. So you'd like me to make my friends hate me because I have enough time to send ridiculous emails in twenty-seven-point pink type written by a boring twelve year old retard from Utah.
"..........Now, you're probably thinking that this is just an ordinary chain letter that doesn't work, but seriously, it's true."
.... now hang on a minute. I'd better listen to this guy. I mean, who really knows? Besides, I've always listened to people I don't even know even if they do seem slightly lacking in intelligence. Interesting use of amateur reverse psychology though.
"....at the end of this letter, there is blue words, under lined. After you pass this on, you press alt+1 in the message confirmation thing, and then you come back and press alt+3 and then click the blue words at the bottom, reading "--> LoveLife FUN <--"
Good grief. Sounds like a fair bit of effort. I've never actually done this though so I can't make fun of this bit. They actually think they're pretty clever though huh, cos as soon as you (probably) find it doesn't work you've already sent it on!!! See what they did there??? Did you??? Did you??? These kids will be on a space program soon, I swear it.
And then we get the obligatory part where you 'send to so and so many people' and get a rating chart. You'd think that a love spell would work in your favour based on the amount of people you send it to.... in reality though, the more people you send this to, the more unlikely it is that any of them will ever consider being romantically involved with you from this moment onwards.
"......... 21 plus people - you and your crush will ............!!!!!!!!! AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE!"
You and your crush will what? Become tree dwellers? If thats what I think it means, my broadly assumptious guess is that most of the professers that believe this kinda thing will already have been told the part about the wish as they read about the wish.
"...... OMG! MY CRUSH JOSH AND I DID IT! I SENT IT TO 50 PEOPLE!"
An old subject I know, but fuck it.