Todd Legacy 1.1
I have decided to try my hand at a Sims 2 legacy. :I I hope this one actually lasts for a while (preferably generation 10).
Now, come and welcome our sexbomb founder…
GWENYTH TODD
9/Neat
2/Shy
6/Active
3/Serious
5/Nice
Family -- Become Business Tycoon
Her turn ons are brown hair and logical. Turn off is facial hair.
And here is the Todd shack.
The cheapness of shacks: THEY’RE ALL THE RAGE, ‘KAY?
Bitch, I don’t care if you don’t like my frugal purchases.
It’s all miss Gwenyth over here is getting until she can get a legit job.
Just for your rude actions, you will now have to use the thing. >:)
I guess I’ll order some pizza. HER HUNGER’S LOWERING, ALRIGHT?
Holy moly, I think I may have just a tad too much selection.
Teehee, now you know why I ordered pizza.
Attractive pizza boy? Check. :)
She chatted with him before he skidded off to the dark abyss.
Gwenyth: So do you just microwave the pizzas or do you actually cook them?
Honey, please can you stop being such a dumbass?
That’s right. Eat your pizza with that smug look on your face. I’LL NEVER LOVE YOU AGAIN.
She had no lightning bolts with him. :(
Since she’s a boring serious sim, she flocks to the chess table for FUN.
Gwenyth: C’mon, it’s really entertaining. :D And the actual game structure is soooo convoluted!
NERD.
Gwenyth? The dork? Practicing romance? Hopefully it’s because of Adrian (the semi attractive pizza boy man HUNK).
And hopefully not a bishop.
Why hey there fugly jailbait.
This is a perfect example of how beauteous, flowing long tresses don’t make a beauteous woman.
Whatever, Gwenyth still greeted her.
Gwenyth: You’re really ugly, but I still think you are a sweet girl!
Fug: I AM BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.
Gwenyth: Here, take this extra pizza!
Fug: PIZZA IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH.
5 nice points definitely wasn’t enough for her. BUCK UP BITCH.
And lol at Fug’s hair spazzing out. *gigglesnort*
!!!
Gwenyth instantly made friends with fug (her name is actually Amy, fyi). *fiesta*
Gwenyth: So I ordered some pizza earlier today and this hunky man delivered it! I was swooning over him when I realized that he was keeping a banana in his pocket!
Amy: OMG DID HE TRY TO NAIL YOU.
Gwenyth: He so would’ve if I had let him!
And thus begins the start of a very odd friendship. :/
I’m real persistent on having Adrian in my legacy. I have Gwenyth invite him over to become lovers make friends. *smiles innocently*
They bond over a rowdy game of Punch-me, Punch-you.
WHY WON’T YOU MATE WITH HIM GWENYTH? I DO NOT GET YOU.
I sure hoped that if I gave him a makeover she would have some chemistry with him. Also, I can now turn random townies into CC slaves.
It’s around here I realized that the welcome wagon never came around. Gwen, I think that word must’ve got around that you’re a crazy bitch. I’m serious, there’s only been Adrian and Amy who she’s met. :<
Adrian: Babe, you better not fuck up my ~beauty~
Nonetheless, after the makeover, Gwenyth still didn’t like him. WTF GWENYTH HE’S SO HOTTTTT.
DAY TWO AND STILL NO CRAZINESS. :D
I bid Gwenyth farewell as she goes to her job in the business career as a ~Mailroom Technician~
We interrupt this regularly broadcasted program to bring you Miss Todd’s sexy carpool.
Damnit, Maxis. Why won’t you let these folks be interacted with?
GOOOO GWENYTH! You’ll be to your ltw in no time.
Oh hey, Amy. Nice of you to drop by! Now, if only I could give you a facelift…
Gwenyth: So I ordered some pizza yesterday and this hunky man--
Amy: I THINK YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THIS ONE.
At this point I noticed that Gwenyth would never get the eight-friend requirement for Business Tycoon unless I spawned some more townies.
Gwenyth continues to practice some friggen charisma for her boooooring job.
Gwenyth: ‘Kay, sorry if I’m bad, Sim-God; I hate speeches.
You are not ~forgiven~.
GEEK, CHESS WON’T GET YOU SPERM.
This gal makes the most amusing faces. Oh, and she gets no fun boost while juggling. WHY SO SERIOUS?
Am I the only one who finds her hair glitching hilarious?
The Townie Tree worked! :DDD
And this walk-by is extremely hot, in case you didn’t already notice. Alas, I couldn’t have her and Gwenyth make friends… DAMN YOU WORK.
Gwenyth could be a high school counselor with all the jailbait she’s befriending. This girl right here is named Amanda.
Amanda: You’re so smart - you could work at the White House!
Gwenyth: Finally someone who isn’t moderately afraid of me…
The want to be her friend appeared right then. YOU’RE NOT A POPULARITY SIM, YOU MORONIC BUFFOON. She only has 2 shy/outgoing points. ._.;
She has beautiful bone structure, but that pixie cut does NOT suit her.
We’re going to change that, right Gwenny? ;)
Now you’re extremely hot, young Amanda.
God are serious sims boring. They autonomously read the paper. *bore*
OH C’MON GWENYTH. HAVE SOME FUN.
(Note at her wants; no “family” ones have appeared yet.)
I invite pizza boy over in hopes that he knocks our founder up.
I just want a generation two already, OKAY?
Took you two long enough! Now you two can have sex, yes? YES?! D:
NO WAY JOSÉ because ACR decided that it didn’t like him and all the Woohoo actions were taken away. I fucking have to wait for them to fall in ~love~. That immediately takes him out of the running for sugar daddy. :P
This seems somehow backstabber-ish.
Gwenyth: So this fug asked me if I would nail you!
Adrian: Omg you told her that I would never, right? We’re just good friends. :DDD
Gwenyth: BASTARD I WANT BABYZ NAO. *distress*
Why hello there beautiful~
He looks hot; does he like Gwenyth?
OH MY GOD YESSIR HE DOES. :0000
Gwenyth must’ve heard my cries for babies and becomes a temporary whore. Hitting up the second man of the day, eh?
YUUS! I can see generation two in the near future.
His previous hair made him look like a chick, so I gave him a teensy tiny makeover.
He looks smokin’.
Family Sim: UR DOING IT WRONG.
At this rate, she’ll become the village bicycle in no time.
Red hair. Dark skin. Green eyes. I NEED HIM.
Gwenyth: Hi I’m Gwen Todd and want to screw you. :)
Hottie: I see. :)
The makeover station generally promises a crush in the future.
And increased beauty, of course.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner. :)
And he (Shaun) mutually likes Gwenyth so I think we’re going to have him father her children; not hot walk-by and definitely not Adrian. :P W/e, those two’ll still be good slaves friends.
Shaun: No matter how hot you think I am, I’ll always be extremely poor…
Dangit! I wanted the money for an expansion to the home. *pout*
LMAO. WHY ARE YOU POOR, THEN?
Yep. He’s a keeper.
Gwenyth: I don’t give a shit if you’re poor.
Shaun: :) *plus*
So I just got Nightlife a nanosecond ago and wanted to have them go on a date. :D *crosses fingers*
The two slow danced for literally a whole sim hour.
GUESS WHAT? No music was even playing. Gwenyth’s stupid is infecting Mr. Shaun, aka ~POOR KNOWLEDGE LOGIC-MASTER MAYOR~
A cute and innocent flirting shot. ^_~ I already love this dude’s charm.
Gwenyth: *kisses hand*
Shaun: *has orgasm*
The date stumbles from good to okay when Shaun rejects a flirty interaction from Gwenyth. Please stop being prudent. I NEED YOU.
Shaun: You whore, I’m not that easy.
Gwenyth: But it was the choo-choo train. *mope*
How to scare your date 101: With Gwenyth Todd.
I needed a rebound in date points so I desperately had Gwen fulfill Shaun’s every want at the last second.
Final date score… good!? Wtf, Shaun thinks that having your date fall asleep on Mac & Cheese, pester you about your money, and trying (and failing) to spoon you some food makes for a grand ol’ time. I NEED HIM SO MUCHHHHH.
A cookie for anyone who can find the pattern.
Ooo, should I?
I did.
OMG IT’S HIM. :o
Shaun: Why was my date staring at that weirdo cabbie the whole way down here?
Because he would be Gwenyth’s husband if you didn’t exist.
Gwenyth: Tickle tickle! *+500*
Shaun: You better not give me an STD or something.
Do NOT glare at me because your date wants to make small advances in the relationship.
They are the cutest sim couple I’ve seen in a long while.
Gwenyth is even looking at me for approval. :)
These sims are channeling ~Jesus~
Or maybe my game is lagging.
Woo! You pounce that prude, Gwen!
Pretty good for second date ever y/y?
Too many exclamations and ellipses y/y?
Omg, first platinum aspiration in legacy!!! Dance marathon at my pad? :DDD
*sob* WHY IS HE SO POOR.
Who knew that touching someone’s hand while eating spaghetti induced love?
SHAUN BRADSFIELD
2/Sloppy
3/Shy
9/Active
7/Playful (YES)
4/Nice
Knowledge -- Become Hall of Famer
Yes, I notice he’s like a better version of Gwenyth. They’re kids will (hopefully) be well rounded stat-wise, though.
There’s mah family sim!
Eww, Shaun. I didn’t move you in to pass gas on the FAMILY DINING TABLE.
Gwenyth: It’s a love story baby just say yeeeees.
Shaun’s face was all, “Uh… idk if I’m ready for commitment.”
BUT HE SAID YES AND THIS IS GOOD.
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Until next time, readers. :)