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Trebazon (9:40:15 PM): ACTUALLY I FIND THE UNCERTAINTY OF HIS LOCATION VERY UNNERVING
skulletrock (9:42:26 PM): as do i.....as do i....
Trebazon (9:42:47 PM): we could hire a professional to track him down. but i dont know where to find professionals of that variety.
skulletrock (9:48:32 PM): neither do i.
skulletrock (9:49:43 PM): i say we just let him come to us
Trebazon (9:49:56 PM): We'll need bait of some sort. What sort of things does he like?
Trebazon (9:50:04 PM): How about peanut butter? Everyone likes that.
Trebazon (9:50:07 PM): We'll put some on a saucer.
Trebazon (9:50:15 PM): Leave it on the porch overnight.
skulletrock (9:50:43 PM): but what if he comes, eats the peanut butter and then scurries away under the cover of night fall?
skulletrock (9:50:50 PM): i say one of us waits up with a gun.
skulletrock (9:50:52 PM): a big gun.
Trebazon (9:51:07 PM): that's a good idea. but we must recognize the possibility of him running anyway
Trebazon (9:51:11 PM): we'll just have to shoot him
Trebazon (9:51:14 PM): shoot to disable, of course
skulletrock (9:51:20 PM): and in place of peanut butter, a big mothafuckin sandwhich
Trebazon (9:51:20 PM): but we may end up killing the creature.
Trebazon (9:51:28 PM): ah yes!
skulletrock (9:51:47 PM): not likely. the BMF sandwhich will slow his movements...making him easy to control.
Trebazon (9:52:01 PM): hmm, true
Trebazon (9:52:13 PM): perhaps itll even put him to sleep
Trebazon (9:52:18 PM): ahh, weve got the bastard figured out
skulletrock (9:52:42 PM): we may not even require firearms
Trebazon (9:52:56 PM): just a solid kick would settle him, i'll bet
skulletrock (9:53:12 PM): just a sandwhich...laced with benedryl. it has been known to lull him into a sleepy stuppor
skulletrock (9:53:21 PM): we wouldnt even have to lift a finger
skulletrock (9:53:27 PM): but we'll kick him anyways
Trebazon (9:53:30 PM): and once he's asleep, we can tie him up
Trebazon (9:53:36 PM): of course
Trebazon (9:53:38 PM): for good measure
Trebazon (9:53:38 PM): he shouldnt have run away.
skulletrock (9:54:04 PM): yes. this will learn him a thing or two
Trebazon (9:54:12 PM): indeed
skulletrock (9:54:25 PM): and we should look into proper trackin mechinisims for the next break out.
skulletrock (9:54:32 PM): *tracking
Trebazon (9:54:42 PM): how about one of those things that alaina has for her dog!
Trebazon (9:54:43 PM): the thing that shocks him!
Trebazon (9:54:47 PM): that would be perfect
skulletrock (9:54:49 PM): yes!
skulletrock (9:54:51 PM): yes indeed
Trebazon (9:54:54 PM): just zap him everytime he tries to run
skulletrock (9:55:12 PM): oh hell. why not just zap him whenever you want!
Trebazon (9:55:17 PM): true!
Trebazon (9:55:35 PM): its not like he could stop us! that collar wont come off if we put it on tight
Trebazon (9:55:42 PM): to hell with his opposable thumbs!
Trebazon (9:55:51 PM): we'll reduce him to less than a primate
skulletrock (9:55:53 PM): i can take care of those
skulletrock (9:56:01 PM): it wont take much
Trebazon (9:56:02 PM): good, good
skulletrock (9:56:09 PM): we are true hunters.
Trebazon (9:56:22 PM): but of course. we must be, to track a fellow like brad dougher down
skulletrock (9:57:20 PM): what with his lighting like speed and amazingly clever mind.
Trebazon (9:57:32 PM): teehee
Trebazon (9:57:53 PM): we mustnt forget his overbearing motivation!
skulletrock (9:58:45 PM): ah. yes!
skulletrock (9:58:53 PM): we'll beat the bastard.
skulletrock (9:42:26 PM): as do i.....as do i....
Trebazon (9:42:47 PM): we could hire a professional to track him down. but i dont know where to find professionals of that variety.
skulletrock (9:48:32 PM): neither do i.
skulletrock (9:49:43 PM): i say we just let him come to us
Trebazon (9:49:56 PM): We'll need bait of some sort. What sort of things does he like?
Trebazon (9:50:04 PM): How about peanut butter? Everyone likes that.
Trebazon (9:50:07 PM): We'll put some on a saucer.
Trebazon (9:50:15 PM): Leave it on the porch overnight.
skulletrock (9:50:43 PM): but what if he comes, eats the peanut butter and then scurries away under the cover of night fall?
skulletrock (9:50:50 PM): i say one of us waits up with a gun.
skulletrock (9:50:52 PM): a big gun.
Trebazon (9:51:07 PM): that's a good idea. but we must recognize the possibility of him running anyway
Trebazon (9:51:11 PM): we'll just have to shoot him
Trebazon (9:51:14 PM): shoot to disable, of course
skulletrock (9:51:20 PM): and in place of peanut butter, a big mothafuckin sandwhich
Trebazon (9:51:20 PM): but we may end up killing the creature.
Trebazon (9:51:28 PM): ah yes!
skulletrock (9:51:47 PM): not likely. the BMF sandwhich will slow his movements...making him easy to control.
Trebazon (9:52:01 PM): hmm, true
Trebazon (9:52:13 PM): perhaps itll even put him to sleep
Trebazon (9:52:18 PM): ahh, weve got the bastard figured out
skulletrock (9:52:42 PM): we may not even require firearms
Trebazon (9:52:56 PM): just a solid kick would settle him, i'll bet
skulletrock (9:53:12 PM): just a sandwhich...laced with benedryl. it has been known to lull him into a sleepy stuppor
skulletrock (9:53:21 PM): we wouldnt even have to lift a finger
skulletrock (9:53:27 PM): but we'll kick him anyways
Trebazon (9:53:30 PM): and once he's asleep, we can tie him up
Trebazon (9:53:36 PM): of course
Trebazon (9:53:38 PM): for good measure
Trebazon (9:53:38 PM): he shouldnt have run away.
skulletrock (9:54:04 PM): yes. this will learn him a thing or two
Trebazon (9:54:12 PM): indeed
skulletrock (9:54:25 PM): and we should look into proper trackin mechinisims for the next break out.
skulletrock (9:54:32 PM): *tracking
Trebazon (9:54:42 PM): how about one of those things that alaina has for her dog!
Trebazon (9:54:43 PM): the thing that shocks him!
Trebazon (9:54:47 PM): that would be perfect
skulletrock (9:54:49 PM): yes!
skulletrock (9:54:51 PM): yes indeed
Trebazon (9:54:54 PM): just zap him everytime he tries to run
skulletrock (9:55:12 PM): oh hell. why not just zap him whenever you want!
Trebazon (9:55:17 PM): true!
Trebazon (9:55:35 PM): its not like he could stop us! that collar wont come off if we put it on tight
Trebazon (9:55:42 PM): to hell with his opposable thumbs!
Trebazon (9:55:51 PM): we'll reduce him to less than a primate
skulletrock (9:55:53 PM): i can take care of those
skulletrock (9:56:01 PM): it wont take much
Trebazon (9:56:02 PM): good, good
skulletrock (9:56:09 PM): we are true hunters.
Trebazon (9:56:22 PM): but of course. we must be, to track a fellow like brad dougher down
skulletrock (9:57:20 PM): what with his lighting like speed and amazingly clever mind.
Trebazon (9:57:32 PM): teehee
Trebazon (9:57:53 PM): we mustnt forget his overbearing motivation!
skulletrock (9:58:45 PM): ah. yes!
skulletrock (9:58:53 PM): we'll beat the bastard.