This Isn't *Entirely* My Fault. Just Mostly.
catalase: Here's a horrifying thought. How long do you think it'll be before we see fangirl Japanese in a Housefic?
m_butterfly: ...I....
m_butterfly: That is scary.
catalase: Wilson no BAKA!
m_butterfly: I'm... picturing them in anime sailor girl outfits now....
catalase: I wasn't until just now. Thanks a lot.
catalase: And you WOULD have to say that right as I sit down with my sandwich.
m_butterfly: I have some kind of gift of timing.
catalase: Great, now I've got Pretty Magical Girl Chase in my head and he's not leaving.
m_butterfly: *laughs herself sick*
m_butterfly: Oh, but then you can try and figure out what attacks they'd have.
m_butterfly: "Extreeeeemmmeee Saaaarcassssmmm DELUGE!"
catalase: Given that the actual Sailor Moon series had a an attack that was, I swear, "Star Uterus", I'm not sure I can come up with anything without feeling inadequate.
m_butterfly: "GENTLE TIE HEALING LOVE!"
catalase: ....I just came thisclose to spitting a wad of chewed sandwich onto my monitor.
m_butterfly: "Gentle tie healing love?"
"Well... yeah."
"Gentle tie healing love?"
"It's one of my things."
"Whatever is causing this, it needs to be stopped."
catalase: Oh my god. Tie healing love. I'm going to be sniggering through every Wilson scene for awhile now.
m_butterfly: I'd say I'm sorry, but... I'm actually not. So.
catalase: Foreman would be something like "Determined Healing Force".
m_butterfly: Of course, the most terrible and feared attack is done by the force they try not to resort to using.
"POWER... CLEAVAGE... GENOCIDE!"
m_butterfly: No one is left standing.
m_butterfly: If I were truly evil, I'd try and write this up for the current house_slash challenge.
catalase: Clearly you need more enablers in your life.
m_butterfly: The problem is more I wouldn't even know how to begin.
catalase: Yeah, I can see where that would be a problem, because I have no idea either.
m_butterfly: My true deficiency in Magical Girl Anime comes to light.
ETA: The wrongness continues!
ladysorka: He would be wearing a special little sailor suit - I think his colour will be navy blue. ...do they get to be naked when they transform, like in the original anime? I think that they have magic stethescopes. Like the pens. And they would say "Pretty Doctor Make-up!" and...
ladysorka: Please stop me.
m_butterfly: *falls over laughing*
m_butterfly: Well, that explains Wilson's pens...
m_butterfly: Would House's cane get transformed?
ladysorka: No, no, I think his cane is like Sailor Saturn's staff. *nods* I mean, the staff is the cause of the EVIL POWER which can destory the world. So it would turn into the Cane of Doom.
ladysorka: ...maybe it would get candy cane stripes. Which he would bitch about all the time.
ladysorka: ...do they all wear high heels and schoolgirl skirts?
m_butterfly: Well, of course the footware is varied for individuals as with the original Sailor Scouts... but sure!
ladysorka: I'm just picturing Sailor Uranus's boots for some reason. Or possibly Sailor Mar's big shoes.
m_butterfly: Why not. If I'm going to hell, I should do it with a bang.
ladysorka: I think they should be named after diseases. "Sailor Vasculitis!" "Sailor Rabies!"
m_butterfly: But then Wilson can't be Sailor Oncology!
ladysorka: Ooh, true. But then what's House? Sailor Diagnostics? Because, you know, that just lacks something.
m_butterfly: Sailor Snarky Bastard?
ladysorka: Sailor Sarcasm?
ladysorka: Sailor Vicodin?
m_butterfly: Weeelllll....
m_butterfly: With a bit of changing, we could have Pretty Guardian Sailor Oncology and his love interest, Tuxedo Cane.
ladysorka: Ooh... what does he throw to annouce his presence? Because, you know, I don't think roses would be quite his style.
m_butterfly: Vicodin! Obviously.
ladysorka: Of course!
ladysorka: Does this mean that Vogler actually comes from the Negaverse?
m_butterfly: *just shared the Tuxedo Cane thing and got....
catalase:: Ooh, that would be much better. He'd look great in a tux and mask. And he could throw syringes instead of roses.
catalase: Or Vicodin, but syringes would stick in things.
ladysorka: They could cut the back of evil doner's and trying patient's hands.
m_butterfly: This is just mildly terrifying now.
ladysorka: And I have the most vivid mental image. Of little sailor suits and unshaved legs, and of Wilson doing that hand thing and saying "In the name of Hippocrates, I will punish you!"
m_butterfly: *ded*
ladysorka: Right now, I am *so* glad I am not an artist.
m_butterfly: Or a skilled photoshop person?
m_butterfly: >.>
m_butterfly: *adds this all to the post*
ladysorka: Heh. ...I could always make a bad manip. But I will not! Damnit. Really.
m_butterfly: You know what disturbs me?
ladysorka: Hmm?
m_butterfly: I have an image of Wilson in the Sailor Moon getup complete with the hair, clasping his hands and looking up all dreamy-eyed at Tuxedo Cane as he flees the scene.
ladysorka: ...oh god.
ladysorka: Now I'm suddenly picturing him in the Princess Serenity dress.
m_butterfly: "Many many years ago, Wilson was the princess of the Kingdom of Oncology, and House was the prince of the Kingdom of Diagnotics, and love between their departments was forbidden...."
ETA^2: OH MY GOD PHOTOMANIPS.
m_butterfly: ...I....
m_butterfly: That is scary.
catalase: Wilson no BAKA!
m_butterfly: I'm... picturing them in anime sailor girl outfits now....
catalase: I wasn't until just now. Thanks a lot.
catalase: And you WOULD have to say that right as I sit down with my sandwich.
m_butterfly: I have some kind of gift of timing.
catalase: Great, now I've got Pretty Magical Girl Chase in my head and he's not leaving.
m_butterfly: *laughs herself sick*
m_butterfly: Oh, but then you can try and figure out what attacks they'd have.
m_butterfly: "Extreeeeemmmeee Saaaarcassssmmm DELUGE!"
catalase: Given that the actual Sailor Moon series had a an attack that was, I swear, "Star Uterus", I'm not sure I can come up with anything without feeling inadequate.
m_butterfly: "GENTLE TIE HEALING LOVE!"
catalase: ....I just came thisclose to spitting a wad of chewed sandwich onto my monitor.
m_butterfly: "Gentle tie healing love?"
"Well... yeah."
"Gentle tie healing love?"
"It's one of my things."
"Whatever is causing this, it needs to be stopped."
catalase: Oh my god. Tie healing love. I'm going to be sniggering through every Wilson scene for awhile now.
m_butterfly: I'd say I'm sorry, but... I'm actually not. So.
catalase: Foreman would be something like "Determined Healing Force".
m_butterfly: Of course, the most terrible and feared attack is done by the force they try not to resort to using.
"POWER... CLEAVAGE... GENOCIDE!"
m_butterfly: No one is left standing.
m_butterfly: If I were truly evil, I'd try and write this up for the current house_slash challenge.
catalase: Clearly you need more enablers in your life.
m_butterfly: The problem is more I wouldn't even know how to begin.
catalase: Yeah, I can see where that would be a problem, because I have no idea either.
m_butterfly: My true deficiency in Magical Girl Anime comes to light.
ETA: The wrongness continues!
ladysorka: He would be wearing a special little sailor suit - I think his colour will be navy blue. ...do they get to be naked when they transform, like in the original anime? I think that they have magic stethescopes. Like the pens. And they would say "Pretty Doctor Make-up!" and...
ladysorka: Please stop me.
m_butterfly: *falls over laughing*
m_butterfly: Well, that explains Wilson's pens...
m_butterfly: Would House's cane get transformed?
ladysorka: No, no, I think his cane is like Sailor Saturn's staff. *nods* I mean, the staff is the cause of the EVIL POWER which can destory the world. So it would turn into the Cane of Doom.
ladysorka: ...maybe it would get candy cane stripes. Which he would bitch about all the time.
ladysorka: ...do they all wear high heels and schoolgirl skirts?
m_butterfly: Well, of course the footware is varied for individuals as with the original Sailor Scouts... but sure!
ladysorka: I'm just picturing Sailor Uranus's boots for some reason. Or possibly Sailor Mar's big shoes.
m_butterfly: Why not. If I'm going to hell, I should do it with a bang.
ladysorka: I think they should be named after diseases. "Sailor Vasculitis!" "Sailor Rabies!"
m_butterfly: But then Wilson can't be Sailor Oncology!
ladysorka: Ooh, true. But then what's House? Sailor Diagnostics? Because, you know, that just lacks something.
m_butterfly: Sailor Snarky Bastard?
ladysorka: Sailor Sarcasm?
ladysorka: Sailor Vicodin?
m_butterfly: Weeelllll....
m_butterfly: With a bit of changing, we could have Pretty Guardian Sailor Oncology and his love interest, Tuxedo Cane.
ladysorka: Ooh... what does he throw to annouce his presence? Because, you know, I don't think roses would be quite his style.
m_butterfly: Vicodin! Obviously.
ladysorka: Of course!
ladysorka: Does this mean that Vogler actually comes from the Negaverse?
m_butterfly: *just shared the Tuxedo Cane thing and got....
catalase:: Ooh, that would be much better. He'd look great in a tux and mask. And he could throw syringes instead of roses.
catalase: Or Vicodin, but syringes would stick in things.
ladysorka: They could cut the back of evil doner's and trying patient's hands.
m_butterfly: This is just mildly terrifying now.
ladysorka: And I have the most vivid mental image. Of little sailor suits and unshaved legs, and of Wilson doing that hand thing and saying "In the name of Hippocrates, I will punish you!"
m_butterfly: *ded*
ladysorka: Right now, I am *so* glad I am not an artist.
m_butterfly: Or a skilled photoshop person?
m_butterfly: >.>
m_butterfly: *adds this all to the post*
ladysorka: Heh. ...I could always make a bad manip. But I will not! Damnit. Really.
m_butterfly: You know what disturbs me?
ladysorka: Hmm?
m_butterfly: I have an image of Wilson in the Sailor Moon getup complete with the hair, clasping his hands and looking up all dreamy-eyed at Tuxedo Cane as he flees the scene.
ladysorka: ...oh god.
ladysorka: Now I'm suddenly picturing him in the Princess Serenity dress.
m_butterfly: "Many many years ago, Wilson was the princess of the Kingdom of Oncology, and House was the prince of the Kingdom of Diagnotics, and love between their departments was forbidden...."
ETA^2: OH MY GOD PHOTOMANIPS.