I am so broke, broke enough to steal!
This past week has been lousy. I am so broke. I lost my wallet the other day. A few days later I locked my keys in my car. Luckily I was near a mechanic shop that was able to use their tools to open my car. However, since I didn't have any money, when the nice gentleman went back into the shop to return his tools, I made a quick get away. He must have noticed that I fled because he stated walking after me, that's when I decided to floor it and weave through traffic. He was on foot, he didn't stand a chance.