Apr 28, 2005 14:38
Have had very little sleep.
Have had a throbbing headache.
Have had dizzy spells.
Have had a dry mouth.
Have had very little to eat.
Have had an overwhelming urge to sing.
Have had Trogdor shrink to nearly infantile proportions.
Have had a near inability to create an erection.
Had the best self-administered orgasm of my life.***
Had inspections, I have escaped eviction once again.
Got $200 for returned textbooks.
***Might have even been the best of any orgasm, self-administered or otherwise. I'm not trying to "blow my own horn", it truly had nothing to do with technique... so don't ask!!!