The Velvet Legacy Spare Update 3:3 [Teddy, Gabby, Ozzy, Reki, & Valentino]
Hello! Welcome back to the Velvet legacy. The last update was with the main household but the last time we saw this particular set of spares (roughly 4 months ago) there was a lot of making out, violin playing, and fire, some cute dog pats, Ozzy got engaged to Kim ☕, and then everyone got really old
Oh god oh fuck I forgot about all this cake what are we gonna do
Good thinking, Reki, getting literally any kind of job should surely help
Good enough! We'll take it
Gabby: Dear diary, I'm old now and everything hurts
Brilliant idea sitting on the floor there, chief
Anyways! It's time for Ozzy and Kim to get married and Kim natch wanted to throw a party
Wifflytuff: OH BOY A PARTY I LOVE PARTIES THIS IS GREAT
I'm glad someone's excited
Teddy: WHOO HOO PARTY TIME
Teddy it's like 7 in the morning
Kim: HEY there hottie how's it going *wink*
Ozzy: What is happening
And then they got married the end
Everyone was very excited. Except for the repairman who was not so very impressed
Okay well..you're also going to be old in like. a day so I don't think that's a great idea. Or possible
Kim: Ah well, I'll just suffocate my new husband on cake instead
Ozzy: *dies*
Anarchy. Chaos. The repairman has helped himself to some cake. Help.
The good news is Valentino got to avoid all this shit and also got a promotion! Yay!
Kim: Hehehe...he doesn't stand a chance
Teddy: Oh god something's coming I can feel it
Alright that's enough out of you, go have a birthday
Teddy's surprisingly excited for her birthday considering she just tried to massacre him with a water balloon
Oh good! She aged up into a shadow person
Teddy: Hehe..so does anyone wanna talk about pretty girls??
Reki: I do
...
You can't really see her but, uh, here's Kim! She's at least there in spirit idk what to tell y'all at this point 💀
Fae simply does not have time to deal with whatever shit Kim's got goin on though
Valentino: Blub blub blub I'm swimming blub
That's so great
Good to know Ozzy is entirely unphased by Kim's new state of being
Ooh start some drama hire the sorority
YEAH
*sigh* this again
Reki: CHOMP CHOMP I'm eating chips is anyone proud??
Yes yes, we're all incredibly proud
Noir: THIS BED IS NOT VERY COMFORTABLE AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY
Okay damn goldilocks that's not even your bed so what's the problem !
What
Okay...what's his job again??
I don't even know where to start with whatever is going on here
If there's anything to take away from all this though is that apparently impromptu dance breaks are the key to success life on both a monetary and spiritual level
Damn we're just killin it wirh the chance cards
Ozzy: Here I go, jumping into the pool at perfectly normal speed and velocities!
Oh jesus
Ozzy: *strut*
Good to know he survived that weird little episode
Finn: Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin
Ozzy: What do you mean you won't let me, a stranger, kiss your hand??
Aw. Is this the poor baby's first rejection?
NO
Wifflytuff: I will live out the rest of my days watching the TV
You beautiful fool...you're not even looking at the right side of it...
Finn: You know, I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit
Oh hooray for Teddy!
Kim: I'll call you back girl, I just realized I no longer love my husband
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Ozzy: I regret nothing
Blue Lady: This is scary please hold me
Reki please
Oh wait fuck yeah!
He reached the top of the elder level for this career twice
Kim: Great and I'm stinky, this is the worst day of my life
Oh yeah this was happening. Hey on the bright side at least you're not a shadow person anymore
Oh she big mad
Gabby: AHH WHAT THE FUCK
In this house we believe in neither knocking first nor locking the door during bathtime so this way everyone ends up losing ❤️
Noir: I don't even know who you are
You'd think she'd be used to this just kind of happening sometimes
Kim: Oh wow, have you always been this charming??
Um, excuse me! What is happening now?
Teddy: Haha! Catch!
Gabby; Why are my cousins playing water balloon catch outside in the rain at night
Why is fucking everybody outside in the rain at night is my question
Yeah fuck it, his marriage is already in ruins may as well
Oh she's really pretty (〃▽〃)
It only took the majority of her natural lifespan but she finally did it
Selma? Maybe?: Well these fast asleep birds aren't gonna stare at themselves through binoculars all night
She has a point
Hey at least she had a good time
Selma(??): Well, another successful night of bird stalking I think I'll head off to bed now
Oh okay, You could go home but. Sure.
Evil Scientist Man Who Hates Noir: NYEHEHE I will commit the ultimate crime and STEAL this family's NEWSPAPER
Evil Scientist Man Who Hates Noir: *sigh* what have I become
Can you please go do some introspection somewhere else, sir
Ozzy: Hey, I haven't cheated on my wife with you yet what's up?
Wait is that the one lady Toffer fuckin' hated? I should really write down her name sometime
It is her! I forget why but I decided I didn't like her hair so makeover time!
SHE: How could you do this to me
Well this is one of the more terrifying photos I've ever taken
SHE: *gasp* Wow you're right the top hat really does pull the whole look together!
She's never looked more beautiful imo
Okay so we're really just goin for it now, huh
Ah shit here we go
Valentino: Woah wait did something happen
:|
Kim: HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME FOR FLIRTING WITH YOUR BROTHER
Kim: I'll kill you
Idk I'm on Kim's side with this one. Ozzy started it
SHE: WHOOO yes fuck him up girl!!
All aboard the anti Ozzy train, choo-choo!
This is nice :)
Meanwhile Reki minds his damn business upstairs like a good boy and continues honing his sewing powress while wearing his fancy little hot dog shirt
Please no
Where the FUCK am I supposed to out this, huh??
Gabby: Welp, no one else is doing anything with this painting so I'll just sell it and take the profit
As if this night wasn't chaotic enough now we have art forgery going on in the hall
Gabby you know damn well you did not paint that
Noir: OH GOODNESS WHAT A CUTE LITTLE FELLA
Yes! Oregano time!
Gabby: Euck, she's so ugly
This Poor Lady: Bro I am literally just standing here
Who even is this
Noir: Ah fuck there's cockroach on my shoe
Well maybe don't flock around them and this would not happen
Okay I call bullshit Teddy wasn't even out there playing with the roaches
Again. I cannot even begin to process what the fuck is going on out here. One second you’re watching half the household parade all over a pile of roaches and the next...well this is happening
Yeah to hell with it all Kim's a piano tuner now
Teddy: Oh god someone please help I have to pee so bad
Bro there's like 6 toilets in this house just pick one and go crazy
Noir: Excuse me I cannot possibly go anywhere when this very small jar is on the floor nowhere near me !!
Teddy what the hell man I thought you were pissing
Ozzy: OH GOD I'M DYING AND IT'S TERMINAL
Can you at least keep it away from Valentino's bed jesus christ, man
Kim: Ooh yeah, I WAS a doctor but then I got offered this sweet gig as a piano tuner
Obviously a situation we can all relate to
God I wish these discounts stacked. They'd just be giving us furniture for free at this point
Reki: I've never felt so free in my entire life ☀️✨
Gabby: OH NO I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Ozzy: Hey BITCH I still am mad at you
Oh yeah. I almost forgot about all that
Noir: Okay listen very carefully. I need to tell you about this dog.
Jigglypuff?? I believe he's met her
So here we have a strange dog who is thinking about Kim who is staring at Ozzy who is also being stared at by Izumi-
And in case you were wondering what Ozzy is staring at (like I was) the answer is literally fuckall. So there you go
Finally Teddy getting the support he deserves
Aw..Valentino's still not yet had his first kiss
Kind of a shame it ended up happening with his brother's wife but you know. Whatever
Have we all just given up at this point
Valentino: OH NO GOD SOMEONE HELP A FIRE
I can't even pretend to be surprised
Valentino: Yeah so there was this fire but don't worry I was very brave during the whole thing
Can you?? Move the pot off the stove??
Jacket Lady: Well if no one else is going to eat this spoiled food then I will
So brave, truly
Gabby: I don't wanna use the stove that thing is scary please help Mr Maid
Mr Maid is here to clean your shit and go home not cook your pancakes for you, girl
So apparently this whole time Gabby's just had 88 fucking tiny little robots kickin it in her inventory
Rise tiny robot army, rise!
I have to wonder why they’d willingly play darts with each other when they are both heavily inclined towards violence and are also actively pissed at each other
Noir: Wait a minute...this isn't my bed either
Valentino: I thought we were just hanging out though
Well...good luck figuring that out, you two
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Hello! Man. Where did October go? And also most of September. Idk what happened but happy November!
I don't really have a whole lot to say today other than hi c: Next update will be with the gen 4 spares and I dunno when that'll be but I'll hopefully get it out in a respectable time frame
I hope you enjoyed this update. As always, thank you for reading and I'll see you next update!