The Velvet Legacy 4.1
Hello! Welcome back to the Velvet legacy. In the last update we started college with gen 4, Calem made a lot of grilled cheese and failed at romance, Sprig had mixed success with women, Belle vibed and got engaged to Cameron, and Pandora mostly suffered. And then Calem turned into a pirate and they all went home
[sexy waiting music]
Before we can get started I need to bitch about my tombstones. They keep god damn dissapearing and I've NO idea why. And half the time I respawn them they come back with the wrong aspiration on the grave 😐 Even worse I can't seem to respawn any ghosts that are witches 90% of the time. The moral of the story here is if anyone can offer any help please do otherwise if the tombstones make inconsistent appearances throughout updates mind your business
Also I have no idea who these drunk ass teens in the middle of the kitchen are
Anyways here's our beautiful, showstopping, magnificent, jaw dropping heir! Now featuring a flirty little plaid crop top
Finn: Hello? I can't use the computer when someone else is????
Ah, how I haven't missed this :')
After this fraps decided to tell me to go fuck myself and ate a bunch of screenshots again. So unfortunately for you, the viewer, you have to miss Belle inviting Cameron over and having him move in, the fact that Cameron looks like a funky rave scientist who also actually does love science but has yet to find a job in said career path, Finn being miserable, Geneva being hot, Belle and Cameron's wedding, and Belle looking like a sexy vampire while not giving two shits about her wedding in favor of playing with Cherry
I'd hate for you to miss out on the choice look Belle was sporting though so here she is again uwu
And here's Cameron- do you see what I mean? I didn't pick the outfit I just threw some goggles on and called it a day
Belle: Cherry, listen to me. You are the single most important thing in my life
I didn't even have to stage this one, she just really loves Cherry
Finn: Is my juggling cheering anyone up yet?
Finn, love, we've been over this
Take notes from Belle and get you a man who autonomously cleans up the yard
The people have spoken. They love the wizard swears
Everyone say congratulations to Belle for being pregnant!
Geneva: Been there done that, I only care about lobster now
Geneva: Can you please move your pregnant ass so I can cook this entire industrial sized pan of lobster
;-;
...The good news is Cameron can now follow his one and only dream of being a scientist. So at least we have that going for us
*banging my fists on the table repeatedly* Rat book! Rat book! Rat book!
Geneva: Would you be interested in going on a date with me right here in this corner of our house?
My dumb ass thought they were married for a second and I was real fucking confused
Finn: I can't wait to tell everyone about the date I went on with my SUPER HOT girlfriend who secretly hates my guts 🥵
Since Belle does not have a conventional job that means the lucky inheritor of the bitchin' flame car is Cameron :3c
GENEVA. Care to explain what's going on out here?
😐
The little roaches don't even look like roaches but they are kinda cute I guess. Just don't get too close or you'll notice how shitty their textures look
Geneva: WAAAAHHH I HATE ROACHES
Well you see this is what happens when you decide to play in garbage
At least Cameron's still hanging in there
Cameron: EW WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE BUGS
Ah. I have spoken too soon
*sigh* It's like a right of passage at this point
Then for some reason my game decided to take existing privleges away from Finn meaning I could not click on him nor could anyone else
Which is gonna make hiking a little hard I think
Luckily the game got over itself real fast so Finn can have hiking and existing rights once again which he will share with Big Doug since no one else really gave a shit
I literally don't know what's wrong with my game ❤️
Geneva: Hmm. I don't think I know enough words to do this
Somehow I'm not surprised
Cameron: Well if no one else is gonna harvest these things I guess I will
That's only fair
Cherry: Can somebody please do something about this annoying fucking dog
Big Doug: GRRR
Big Doug: ALSO FUCK YOU GRRR
Big Doug what is your BIG PROBLEM?
I'm with Geneva, I don't even know who this dog is but at least they're not constantly screaming at everyone within a 500 foot radius
Belle: Holy shit space still be up there !!
So simple...so sweet...
You can hardly see cause of how pale his dumb ass is but Cashew has returned!
Supervising the cleaning of the kitchen, as he should
Cashew: BOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT BIG OIL
Cherry: I could be the richest dragon in the world if they'd let me out of this cage
A lot going on here
Nice GOING Cashew, the shock of his spook sent Belle straight into baby town
Finn: What should I do, I can't get to my juggling glass to lighten the situation
Meet the first baby of gen 5 (holy shit), Mia! She got Cameron's eyes which I am only now noticing are kind of scary ;-;
Cameron: zzzZZZ I will be a wonderful father zzzz
Already knocking it out of the park, I gotta say
Again with trying to get the pets jobs,,,
I'd like you all to take a moment to appreciate and acknowledge the very nice crib I have purchased for our new friend, Mia
So maybe you can explain to me why someone's decided to instead plant the poor child just right on the floor outside the nursery 😐
Rat book was a success!
Sebastian: Omg long time no see!!
That is a lie you're here like every single day
Wow..what power I have been given all of a sudden..
This is a good game
As you can see Geneva's also been very hard at work here in the hallway
Cameron: Teehee...I can't wait for somebody to compliment me on my promotion
Likely not going to happen. We celebrate nothing in this home
Lychee: I'M GONNA KILL THIS FUCKING CHAIR
Yeahh that's the spirit, Lychee! Fuck it all everything is awful and this family is doomed! Whoo!!
Oh yeah, we have a baby
Cameron: Don't worry, child, I will keep you safe
It is a fruitless effort but a noble one at that
Anyways it's roller skating time!
Except not for Cameron, he has to stay home and watch Mia. He seems a little too worked up over his book to even notice everyone else is leaving though
Finn: Okay I know I said I wanted to try roller skating but I'm not so sure about this now
Listen here, little man, you are going to roller skate and you are going to like it
Belle: Hey wanna hear a joke about spatulas?
Strange Man: Eeep! Anything but that!
Holy shit
Finn: This is so fun, I've never felt so alive
I did tell him he was going to like roller skating
Ho ho! Just the man we were looking for!
Belle, get your cute lil ass off the floor and go talk to that warlock
Wes: UGH. I have had it with your annoying ass family
Hey, hey, listen bud. Get in fucking line
Finn: Fuck work I'm spending the rest of my life roller skating
He will likely sooner break a hip but whatever makes him happy I guess
While Finn has been ??? and Belle has had questionable at best social interactions, Geneva's been content sitting very uncomfortably in this chair the whole time
Seriously...that cannot be good for her back
Geneva: Just keeping watch over the neighborhood
Well let's leave her to it then, huh
Wes: Seriously, please stop trying to talk to me
Man I hate this guy
Belle: Whatever, I love myself and that's all that matters
Hell yeah girl!
Oh god she found us...thankfully Sprig's not here
I would commit literally any crime to play this game right now actually
This lovely waiter decided to throw a whole plate all over poor Finn but I MISSED it because at the exact simultaneous second there was a very aggressive lightning flash. I think Finn may have been cursed actually
Which would make sense cause this asshole is back again
Finn: UGH why can't I be roller skating right now instead
You can't be constantly roller skating, Finn, life just doesn't work like that
Again, Geneva is meanwhile content sitting in a chair, this time getting drunk off her ass. Likely in hopes of forgetting this whole day
Then she and Finn decide to fuck in the photo booth while everyone watches. I wish I too could forget this day :)
Girlie has no chill I swear
Pink Space Buns Girl: That was quite a performance, it's nice to meet you with clothes on now!
Finn: I am here too !!
Finn: Everyone step back, a master bowler is at work here
Belle: I can't watch
Watch what? Him fail again?
Finn: Booyah, baby!
Since when is he good at things??
What better way to decompress after a day like that than by playing this great game that I would give anything to be playing right now
ARCADE
There's always someone trying to ruin my vibes and I have HAD IT
Cameron: If I use this hamburger as a tissue maybe no one will notice I'm crying
Belle: ok
What a lovely family meal
Belle's really just. no thoughts, head empty
I guess I missed the memo she ever got better in the first place
Oh shit
Isn't she cute 🥺
Belle: AHH OH GOD
Spike PLEASE not in front of Mia
Belle: Sup' ugly! I wanna be a witch
She's so socially eloquent it honestly blows me away 🤩
Wes: Don't you dare call me ugly I'm hot shit
Is he channeling some kind of terrible dark energy? Has this image file been cursed? What is with the black smudge in this photo I’m scared
Oh, good, Belle! The ultimate defense- he can't punch you anymore if you're pregnant
Man Who Wanted To Use The Hot Tub: Excuse me??? What the fuck is going on here???
Yeah, I dunno man. I stopped questioning most things a long time ago
That's good, Finn, just stay focused on your bowl of mac and cheese
Oh thank GOD we wouldn't want her working too hard on anything, now would we?
Who the hell is this !! This has got to be the most disgusting hot tub in the world at this point
I envy Mia. She just stays up here in her little room all day, completely oblivious to the horrors going on around her
Y'all STOP scaring Belle!! She's just a girl!!
Finn: What the hell I have no bugs AND it's raining??
Poor guy's really going through it out here
Grim: I'm so tired of this shit. Who is it this time
:( Please be nice I am going to miss Jigglypuff
Skunk: So is anyone gonna worry about the fire over there or?
..pardon?
Oh fuck
Skunk: The perfect distraction! I've finally made it inside!
You bastard ass skunk, did you set our trees on fire so you could break into our house??
Mia: Do-do-doo I don't care about anything I'm like 2 and I'm playing in a puddle
Okay. Can everyone EXCEPT for the skunk please go inside
Literally everything decided to happen at one time so I couldn't even focus on the TRAGEDY that was Jigglypuff's death :(
Mia: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WE STILL HAVE A WHOLE OTHER DOGGY
Big Doug: Life is nothing but suffering
Hmm...this house is bad
This is not quite what I had in mind when I requested y'all stop scaring Belle all the time
At least we still have a hundred dogs to dig spooky ghost holes all over the yard. Not sure what we'd do without that 😐
Lychee: Forget about this kibble, I want pancakes
Fair
Lychee doesn't get enough screen time so here's a cute photo of her playing with Geneva to end off this horrible, terrible update :')
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Hi! It's been a month since I last updated but that's okay. I obviously didn't plan on not updating for a while but hey shit happens. I'll just say things were very not good for me for a while but I'm good now! I have a lot of updates ready so ideally we'll be back to regularly scheduled programming
So in terms of what's new, I had covid so that was cool. I promise I wear my mask in public and I did get my vaccine but my parents both got sick so there was kinda literally nothing I could do to not also be sick. Thankfully I A. get free tests from my job B. was only really sick for one day. Otherwise I was just real tired and felt like I had a head cold. So it wasn't too bad for me thankfully 🙏🏻 Tomorrow is my last day in quarantine and I am very excited. I also have been learning to read tarot! That's not really important but I've really been enjoying it and I wanted to share :3
I don't really have anything else to share I think! I had a lot of fun writing updates again so I'm excited to pick things back up again. Hopefully you are too! I am now going to go back to being really bad at tetris cause that's basically all I have done in the last 24 hours 💀
I hope you enjoyed this update. As always, thank you for reading and I'll see you next update!