The Velvet Legacy 2.8
Hello! Welcome back to the Velvet legacy. The last update was a spare update but in the last update with the main household Finn got a girlfriend and met Theo for the first time, Logo grew up from a puppy, there was ANOTHER fire, and Cashew was bullied by his own familiar
Last gen it was Piper and her 3 shitty kids, this gen it's Noir and her 6 even shittier kids
That's so many sims already is it too late to go back
Heathcliff: I don't know who any of these people are
Poor guy
All that aside, let's get the obligatory closeups of the clowns starting with a very angry Teddy
Finn
Gabby 🥺
Ozzy
Reki
Valentino
And Noir. Whose stats I still haven't checked ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Reki Alright so who wants to hear about my big ideas
He's definitely Cashew's son :')
Meanwhile downstairs these assholes continue the tradition of playing board games with only each other while the dormies take their sweet time moving in
Oh. Um. It might be a little late for that 😬
Izumi returns once again and Ozzy wastes absolutely no time getting all up in her shit
They’re STILL talking about Spike’s shitty party from like a hundred years ago. I’d say let the poor man live but he’s already dead 💀
Teddy: Good job, me!
Movita: Good job, also me!
I guess this means Reki's next in line to get a date
Reki: Everyone look at me who wouldn't wanna kiss this
It's like Cashew's still here..
Finn's old girlfriend whose name I can't remember didn't come with to college but that's okay, he'll just find a new one
Noir: UHM it's gonna take a lot to impress me and become my friend
Finn: Not a problem- I have a surfire tactic that's garunteed to make me friends
Finn: Ya like jazz??
Noir: Why yes I DO how did you guess
This is nice
That last interaction alone was very telling that books are hard for these kids
Reki: So yeah I'm like a crazy talented painter if you're into that
Bro please leave Heathcliff alone
Unfortunately for Ozzy he ended up with one of the rooms by the kitchen which means everyone insits on breaking in here in the middle of the night to eat whatever garbage was left on the counter
Noir: GRR I HATE IT HERE ALREADY I WANNA GO HOME
Good, excellent, please take them and keep them
Valentino: Do-do-doo first day of class seems like the perfect day to skip
Valentino: Now I can have as many turns on the x-box as I want
Valentino: And also call my mom and tell her how good I'm already doing in school
I'm sure both parents would be very proud right now, yes
Teddy: I don't remember chess being this hard what the hell
So far from my experience things do just become like 10 times harder once you become a young adult
Valentino: Wait where are you going aren't you gonna teach me how to cook first
Lars?: Not my problem anymore bye
Lars: Finally a little mahjong time
Mostly everyone managed to survive their first day of class so they finally start rolling some majors. The way Finn is scared of biology and business? Big same
Coach: Alright listen up you're gonna do one hundred jumping jacks for me and you're gonna do them now
Gabby: Ma'am can I please finish talking about music while I eat my pancakes??
Gabby: Go away I'm busy cyberybullying strangers on twitter
Coach: I have found nothing here but disappointment
For some reason she was only bugging Finn and Gabby specifically like why does she have a personal vendetta against Taffy's kids without ever having MET her
Geneva: Oh I love a man who gets screamed at by random old women *swoon*
Teddy: Now I am singing if anyone cares
No, this is mostly just filler
Hell yeah Gabby! What can't she do
Teddy: THAT MATCH WAS OBVIOUSLY RIGGED I'M A GAME MASTER
Poor Teddy literally cannot seem to catch a break
Neither can Finn with the goddamn bugs. Tis the life of a nature sim 🤧
Reki, thankfully, decided to leave Heathcliff alone after all and instead got his first kiss with Setsu :3c
Reki: That guy is really hot and I'm mad about it
Will he ever be happy
Finn: AUGGHHHHH NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL
Teddy: Hey bro! Check out my sick dance moves!
Reki: Can I please just go inside
This is somehow one of the more horrifying things I've seen in this game
HOW. Like half of your whole job is to NOT burn the kitchen down!!
I'm not counting this one on the sheet because it wasn't any of my own children's fault for once
Ozzy: So is anyone gonna talk to me about airplanes or what??
Ozzy: *talks about airplanes*
Maria: And I took that personally
Finn: *sob* I don't feel safe here anymore
Nowhere is safe in the terrible world of Bulbasaur
Ozzy knows what's up
Look at this lovely photo of the two real game masters hanging out and vibing
I also finally got sick of everyone eating pancakes in Ozzy’s room at all hours of the day so the rest of the dorm has lost room entering privileges
Homie...
I hope this is what you wanted
Finn: I don't see any cool bugs in here??
Noir: Oh yeah keep looking they're definitely up there hehe..
Finn: I feel betrayed
Finn: HOW DARE YOU TAMPER WITH THE SANCTITY OF CHESS
GET HER ASS
Valentino: Stop looking at me I can't read under pressure
Nothing but intellectuals in this house
Finn: Hello, girlfriend, wanna hear about all the people that I hate?
Geneva: ??
Finn: These are so nice I should get these framed
Teddy: Oh hey, btw, I think you're hot
Very smooth
Valentino, being the popularity sim that he is, has also figured out the secret to graduation college without ever attending a single class
You guys know you all have your own rooms to be annoying in, right?
CJ: So, yeah, like I was saying-
Finn: I cannot see the TV through your ass
Again?? Really???
Teddy: Victory dance! I love burnt chilli!!
Why are these so many bugs named after my shitty awful kids
Reki: Yes, go on, bask in the glory that is my pressence
...we stan
We do have a maid but even he seems to be adamantly against putting away literally a single book
Reki: Don't worry, I've got this puddle under control
Y'all what are you doing just hanging out in Gabby's room?? Go away!!
Teddy really doesn't ask for much
Teddy: So...you're the only person I know that's here and awake right now...
Of course the second they leave everyone else on the continent decides to come back
Whatever let's go bowling I guess
Teddy: Oh gosh...I'm really not sure what I should order..
Teddy: Everything on the menu just looks so good I'm not-
Reki: Can you please hurry up before I starve to death
I'm with Reki on this one
Reki: UGH that dinner kinda sucked, I guess I'll just dance right here now
Teddy: This is fine
Reki: Heyyy do you want a hug??
Reki NO you can't just do that to strangers
Teddy: Alright, I finished my complimentary glass of water now it’s time to show you how a real pro dances
Reki: Perfect, let me study you
I'm glad they had fun I guess?
Geneva: You will always be safe in my arms
What the hell did I just come back to
Reki: AHAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY
Noir: I literally have no idea what's going on right now???
Girl same
Gabby: Would you please leave me alone
Seriously, everyone is super obsessed with Gabby (especially Piet) when all she wants to do is study and take naps
Ozzy: Good job being super hot
Huh. Look at that
:|
Teddy: HOLY SHIT AAAHHH WHAT DO WE DO
Bro it's okay it already put itself out
Teddy: I don't like it here anymore either now :(
Roughly halfway through college and 3/7 of the active household wants to go home!
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So on Tuesday I worked pretty much all day and then came home and slept the rest of the day and some of the evening. By time I was moving around again I realized I had nothing prepared for this update so I just watched some shitty anime and went back to sleep! That's why I'm posting today instead of Tuesday- I didn't forget for once I'm just sleepy
Also just to clear things up a bit, I use the college adjuster when playing in university so I skip the first semester of every year. Just in case anyone was confused about that :]
These college updates are also a bit shorter than I thought they would be. I guess that makes up for most of the gen 2 updates being the length of a fucking novel each asdklks
I'm gonna go wash my hair and then make some coffee- I'll be back on Tuesday like normal again. Bye bye!
I hope you enjoyed this update. As always, thank you for reading and I'll see you next update!