The Velvet Legacy 2.2
Hello! Welcome back to the Velvet legacy. In the last update Maria moved in and married Cashew, Taffy did her best, Spike aged up, and the first baby of gen 3, Teddy, was born! We last left off with Taffy inviting her former flame, Javier(?) over so let's pick back up with that!
It did not take very long at all for them to fall in love as well
Ambitious. We love to see it
Some more good news; Teddy also sleeps through his diapers
The talent!
Arthob: Yes, praise me
See? Everyone loves Arthob
Taffy: Wow, mom, do you know that guy? I sure don't
*gasp* they have such similar side profiles. Genetics are a beautiful thing
Taffy: OH GOD NO
Speaking of which, I am very excited to see what kind of genetics this kids gonna get with Theo as the father
Javier: Yesss, this isn't gonna be my problem
Not pink!
Meet Finn! He managed to get Theo's eyes and hair but I'm more excited to see what his facial structure will look like
-$1,000
Idk what y’all’s deal is but could you not have waited more than 3 seconds after Finn was born to pick a fight
Maria: haha, nerd
Jane: I just wanted to play some chess
Maria: Come on and fight me, bitch
To be fair, Javier did instigate all this so if she bites a finger off or something that's his own fault
Cashew doesn't give a fuck about his new nephew or the fact that his wife's gone completely feral. All he cares about is Arthob
Javier: THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
I guess being the way that she is must be pretty exhausting
Spike: hehe, loser
What did he ever even do???
Dance with WHOM?
Javier: That'll show her
Got em'
Don't be a pussy, Cashew, be honest
Hell yeah
Oh
Here he is! He already looks a LOT like Maria
Maria: Alright, please say "mom" first so I can win this bet
Jane's first tomatoes! They're not the highest quality but they were certainly grown with love ❤️
God damn it, Cashew
Anyways, round of applause for Taffy for being the first to get all her aspiration benefits!
Cashew continues to dissapoint me, however
Arthob: Please do something about the screaming one
Maria: And I'll kick YOUR ass too
Cashew: *is dying*
I have no idea what's going on
I'd say that'd explain the moodiness but shes just kind of like that™
Cashew: Hello?? Chairs??
She really cruised through that one damb
Cashew look what you've done
Everyone is VERY concerned about Taffy. No one gave a shit when Cashew got sick
At least someone around here still likes him. Just don't get him sick too, dude
Spike was really getting on my nerves by always standing in the middle of hallways and relocating Finn to random places so I very politely asked him to take up painting :)
Girl
Oh my god please be careful, y'all are so old
The power of love cured him..
Not Taffy though
Taffy: Being alive hurts
Here’s a photo of Teddy being cute, mostly cause I’m still bitter about the Piper photos I lost way back in the first update
I was also sick of pretending to care about Spike's job so he got to retire
Finn: You are not my mother
That's such a good point, Finn
Maria: Teehee, video game..
Maid: That smells DISGUSTING
Did you really come all the way in here just to complain about the stinky BABY??
wasjajs why's he look like that cat meme
This is Finn
Maria: Yayy, go Arthob
Meanwhile, Teddy resorts to chewing off his own hand while he patiently waits for someone to remember he exists too
Oh no
I have no idea what she's trying to think about but she's cute and I love her
Taffy: Hnn...brain power..
AA
Here he is! He looks so sad but I'm excited to see how he'll grow up
Wow, what a way to celebrate
I thought it was kind of sweet that they were both asleep at the same time ;-;
Finn: SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE
Well. It was nice while it lasted
Taffy: Hey...shut up...
In case you were wondering, Cherry’s still here and doing good. She just eats and screams a lot. So really she’s no different than anyone else who lives here
Taffy: I'm so proud
💜
And another sweet and peaceful moment cause I think we should appreciate them more
Hot dog????
I guess that was enough to finally get her her nature plaque though!
Her next goal? Get COMFY™
Spike: So..congrats on graduating college after all. I thought it was a joke
Hang in there, Cashew
Oh lawd he comin'
His destination? The dollhouse. WIth Finn
Damn Spike a li' thicc 👀 Please don't get you and your big ol' ass electrocuted again
What did I specifically just say
Teddy and Finn said fuck that
Maria is almost as obsessed with Arthob as Cashew is
And she still cares more about Finn than Teddy
Maria: What if you WERE my son
Arthob: I didn't ask for this life
THIS gives me an idea...
...or not
Cashew: Omg you good??
Also not pink! I guess Teddy was a fluke?
Anyways, meet Reki! Named after Reki from SK8 the infinity cause I've been watching that recently. He's got Cashew's hair and SPIKE's eyes
-$1,000
Cashew celebrates the best way he knows how- with some viddy games
Cashew: Come see how rad I am, son
Finn also celebrates in his own special way, though I really wish he wouldn't
So my great idea from earlier that was so RUDELY interrupted by Reki's birth was to get another dog. Except it wouldn’t let me move him in from the neighborhood screen since the house is technically full. So I decided to temporarily sacrifice Spike and move him out
Wow my timing with this whole thing is really so good
Finn: Where is grandfather going ?
Teddy: On my birthday of all days
This is the doggy I sacrificed Santa for! His name is Pluto
But don't worry, Cashew invites Spike over so he can move back in with us
Cashew: I missed you, father
Y'all are so dramatic, he was gone for like an hour
...don't worry I'll get rid of all that. Idk where the ONE extra dollar came from
Thank you, Pluto, for not being absolute demon nightmare right off the bat!
Okay anyways, we still have a whole child to age up
Is this a side effect of the flu he brought home what is going on??
Cashew & Maria: Good for him, anyways time to fuck
This is potentially the worst birthday I've seen in a very long time
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This update was kind of chaotic but I hope you enjoyed it! I'll just say it doesn't get much better from here life's just kinda like this now
I finished gen 3 in college yesterday! So again I'm quite a ways ahead of my updates. I didn't get gen 3 actually started because I'm having some issues...I don't think I broke anything beyond repair completely but I certainly messed up somewhere. Don't be like me. Back up your files. I'm gonna make some lemonade and go troubleshoot and see if I can't fix my mistakes, wish me luck!
I hope you enjoyed this update. As always, thank you for reading and I'll see you next update!