The Velvet Legacy 1.6
Hello!! Welcome back to the Velvet legacy. In the last update Cashew got a girlfriend, everyone burnt their food and there was one whole fire, Jane aged up, and everything was very stressful in general
Anyways, welcome to the first college edition update of the legacy!
This looks like Piper and her 3 shitty kids
I didn't really make any changes to their appearances but here they are anyways:
Idk why Peanut looks so miserable but doens't everyone else look great!
Cashew: I know there's like a whole dorm full of new people we could meet, but I think we should just stick together
Peanut doesn't look especially thrilled with that idea
He just misses Maria, I guess
And Taffy, for some reason, misses Theo. Girl. Move on.
You see, Taffy, you're half a romance sim, explore your options! I can't remember this gentleman's name so I'm just gonna call him Heathcliff
Meanwhile, Piper's newest hobby is working out. I have no idea what she's planning but I'm scared
...Cashew, you're really not gonna make any new friends are you?
Piet: I'll be your friend
Piper: Oh yeah, lookin' good
Bro! Get out of Cashew's room!
Cashew: *gasp* You didn't see my other diary in there did you?
Taffy: I have no idea how to give a massage
I think usually you don't want to break your own wrists
Piper is also trying to win over Piet nearby
Aw! They study together!
Taffy: Yes, that was way better than studying
Boooo
Rubix Sphere Lady: So, I was wonderinf if you could help me solve this thing
This is the first night here and the dormies already won't stay out of their rooms
I decided to move Maria and Theodore into college afterall. Cashew and Maria are cute and I think the world could use one less teen Theo regardless of how things go with Taffy
Cashew: Oh I missed you so much!
Maria: Hell yeah you did
I also missed Maria if that counts for anything
Woah okay
This Poor Lady: I just wanted to play mahjong in peace
As you can see the photo booth is already quite the hotspot
Taffy: Hello everyone, welcome to my poetry performance
Taffy: Uhm..
Taffy: Actually I know fuckall about poetry
Fucking nerd
Miss 10 neat points over here is still always on high alert for dirty dishes
Oh god she's turning into her father
Maria: I'll just stand here all day in case anyone wants to fuck again
Since Maria’s standing guard in front of the photo booth, Piper and Pier were gonna try and fuck in the bed on the roof but somebody was already asleep there. I guess we can’t all be winners
Taffy: Wait you're seriously majoring in math?? I thought that was a joke
Half a knowledge sim, Peanut, everyone
If you can muster up the $900 and a place to put it then by all means, buy a car, Peanut
Peanut: I guess I can just try to live vicriously through this snowboarding game
Ah. The dream of transportation
You're right, Cashew, maybe we should try to appreciate Peanut more
I don't have a reason for this photo, I just think Cashew is very handsome and I enjoy looking at him
Oh word???
Gnome jail
The velvet ropes are less for security and more to send a message
Taffy’s smart enough to know that you don’t have to bother showing up to class as long as you’re on good terms with your professor
Taffy: I don't really see the need for good grades at all since I'm already an art pro but sure
Excellent, Piper, this is exactly the first thing people should see when they come for a visit
Oh shit. You good?
Piper: I'll just lay here for a bit and reflect
The reflecting seems to be going well
Anyways Taffy finally asks Heathcliff on an actual date
Oh come ON
The freaks in this dorm seriously refuse to stay out of Cashew's room
Peanut: Ohhh no, I hope I don't fail
Considering you're the only person here who's gone to every class and written a term paper I think you'll be okay
Matchmaker: Hey, you called?
I totally forgot about their exams so we called the poor woman all the way out into the middle of the desert for nothing
Piper: Congrats on your A!
Cashew: I got an A too, you know
Heathcliff: Wow! I guess this thing is good for something other than sex
Absolutely obsessed with the photos he's taken
Time for attempt number 2
Why does everyone in this town have red hair
I guess the matchmaker lady knows what she's doing though 👀
Cheerleader: GRAHHHH WHERE’S MY DATE
GIRL
Mr Scorpio: Just a fair warning, I am a scorpio
Wow the 2 most widely hated signs together on a date
He kept running off and entering random people’s rooms and getting on my nerves so I just went ahead and ended the whole date
Piper: I can feel the music flowing through my veins
Yeah...maybe you should just stick to your nerd shit
Piper: ouch
Since Taffy's just SO damn obsessed with the freak
Woah what happened all he did was come onto the lot
Theo: I have no idea
Cashew: ♪ OooOoo singing ♪
Cashew: OHOH I'M SO GOOD
*ahem* NERD
Ah yes, nothing says true love quite like a nice game of mahjong in complete and total silence
Cashew: ......
Cashew: Reading hurts my brain
It was at this point I began to wonder if Cashew had turned into a himbo at some point
And then he tried to get into a fist fight with this potted plant and that was all the more proof I needed to confirm
I can't stand this bitch sometimes what are you gonna do with a VACATION HOUSE
This could have been such a nicely framed photo if not for the random man standing in the street in the bg
I don't have a reason for this photo either- Taffy's just real cute
Peanut: Hmp I don't like this game very much
It might be more fun if you were able to make some friends to play with
Oh god, Peanut!
Cashew: I HAVE PENT UP AGGRESSION
Cashew: Omg wait did that hit you?
Cashew: Ooops
Aw, this little rascal
Kid: I could watch you play soccer all day
Cashew: *sweating*
Expectations
Reality
Cashew: Hey I think you’d do a great job pulling a prank on the guy standing right behind us
Cashew: And I think YOU could do a great job pranking the sprinklers
Cashew Velvet: Agent Of Chaos
Not even his own family is safe
Piper: Hehe you're dead
Oops for real this time
Peanut: I hate working out but I don’t want Cashew to kill me with a football again
Thank god I put a mini fridge up here so Peanut can make himself a post workout sandwich. The mirror wall kind of makes it look like his workout was that intense he's astral projecting to a different dimension and is feverishly making a sandwich to ground him in reality
Soon everyone here is gonna be JACKED
Of all the traits you could have inherited from your mother
Cashew: My bones are made of steel I'll kick anyones ass
Cashew: WHY IS IT SO GROSS IN HERE
Peanut: Is he good??
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Here's a fun fact: I've been snacking on cashews while I work on this!
Again, I don't really have anything fun to share with you today. I started playing Stardew Valley again recently and I've been having a lot of fun! I haven't played in well over a year, I forgot what a fun game it is uwu
In fact, I'm gonna go take a shower and then probably go play that game. Bye!
I hope you enjoyed this update. As always, thank you for reading and I'll see you next update!