The Velvet Legacy 1.4
Hello! Welcome back to the Velvet legacy. In the last update we adopted a doggy names Arthob, the twins aged into children, everyone was mean to Cashew, and Spike was electrocuted
Let's move on, shall we?
Great thanks, Cashew
In a shocking turn of events Arthob has apprently chosen Cashew as her master
This could be a nice family dinner photo but nobody looks happy to be here
Though I suppose that’s the general vibe when one of the members at the table is currently chewing off his own hand
Peanut: Hey guys can I joi-
Piper: OH, you were saying, dad??
Damn could you give me some more updates on the bus please, game?
Speak your mind, Spike!
Oh wait
Spike: GUESS WHO JUST GOT DEMOTED
The realization doesn't sink in until later when he's in the bathroom, which is arguably worse
Piper: SUCCESS
Careful, Piper, Spike's right there
Spike decides to finally try and parent Piper by helping her with her homework!
Everybody loves Taffy
Isn't she cute!!
Populairty/Romance | LTW: Slacker Career
+ Cologne & Custom Hair | - Gray Hair
Are they just handing these things out as participation prizes on the trails around here or what?
No place quite like the bathroom to ask your husband on a date
You're watching true masters of romance at work here
Spike: Welp, time to go put this surprise bouquet outside
Good luck at work, Spike! Try not to get demoted again!
I think we learned our lesson about keeping our mouth shut last time
See!
Taffy: Damn you're kind of sort of attractive I guess
You sure girl?
Yey!
Piper: Listen here, you need to take a bath because you're starting to stink up the whole house
:( It's not her fault, dogs are just like that
Jane: WHOO
Someone's finally proud of Cashew!
Entirely unrelated to anything but why are there so many people with short, red hair in this town?
Theodore: Oh, ew, no way would I go on a date with you
You're trying to tell me you're too good for Taffy??
Oh word!
Things seriously won’t stay in tact around here so Spike’s lucky enough to get to celebrate his promotion by unclogging the toilet
I don't understand...he responds well to her flirting
And he ACTUALLY thinks she's attractive, so why won't he go on a date!
Lettuce hair lookin' motherfucker
In ANOTHER shocking turn of events, Taffy (0 cooking skill points) manages to successfully cook a meal while Jane (6 cooking skill points) still struggles in that department
Cashew: Oh man I hope I make this shot
Cashew: Sports!
Peanut: OH YEAH I JUST LOVE MUSIC
Spike: There's something wrong with this one
As usual, Spike really only cares about Taffy
Woah! Jane finally did it!
And so did Piper!
Oh fuck off
Peggy: Uhmm...can I have a grilled cheese??
You'd think someone with a scolaship for creativity would be able to paint something better than...
...this
We got out first hobby plate out of it though!
Piper: Alright, Cherry, it's time you learned about the stock market
Uh
Hm.
AND she brought home a white guy with dreadlocks? Can this day get any worse?
This makeover chair's a real gift to humanity, huh
Jose: So do I look good or what?
Jane: Well you see.....
Jane: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
That's not true! You made a whole plate of omelettes this morning and didn't burn a single one!
Jose: Oh now this I like
Once again, no one wants to talk to Jane
You may think this is just a normal photo of Taffy trying to talk to Theodore again
But no. This is a clone of Theodore who’s got a different name and for some reason Taffy DOES have chemistry with this one
But still not with Theodore??
Anyways they're both here now. Which is just great
Theodore & Co.: OUR POWER IS OVERWHELMING
...Taffy asks out the ACTUAL Theodore on a date though because I’m nothing if not stubborn
Ah good! A clown man coming in the middle of everything is a great way to start
He just started actually talking to you like half an hour ago, you might wanna chill there a little bit
Clearly Taffy's been taking notes from her Parents
And somehow that pushed them up to 2 bolts?? I literally cannot keep up
Idk if the fact that there’s two Theo’s inspired him to be more open to Taffy’s advances or what
No way, one of them is plenty
Do y'all like. mind.
Piper and Cashew remain quiet and unbothered inside
I don’t see how this was such a big concern but I’m glad Spike got to keep his job this time
Piper: WHOO I love video games!!
She's so cute ;-;
AAAHHH
The only attendees for their birthday are Taffy and this guy in a red sweater
Peanut: Seriously who is this guy
Uh, Peanut? What're you celebrating, bud?
Thankfully Peanut got over whatever that was and now, once again, he is on the move. This time to bed
Fortune/Knowledge | LTW: Medical Career
+ Underwear & Red Hair | - Custom Hair
Cashew's just chillin'
Pleasure/Popularity | LTW: Culinary Career
+ Underwear & Brown Hair | - Charisma
Look! Quality family time!
Cashew: I'm having so much fun with my mom!
Jane: I'm so gonna kick his ass
Jane: HAHA, fucking loser
:(
Uh
why
In other news, guess who finally has a snapdragon bouquet! It’s us uwu
Cashew: Weh. Playing basketball with no arms is so hard *pout*
Taffy: I think you might have less problems if you’d try meeting some new people and making friends
Piper: I want friends too
Can you guys have your weird late night conversation somewhere else?
Like this would be Peanut's view if he woke up right now. Leave the poor boy be
Piper: Omg no...is that acne?
Piper: *sob* I'll never be beautiful
It seems like Piper could use some time to herself so we'll end things off here
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Happy February! I hope this month treats us all well ~
Yesterday I officially started gen 2 in game, so I guess I'm not THAT far ahead of the updates right now. I think I mentioned in the last update I was considering doing double heirs...but I'm not gonna tell you what or who I decided, you'll just have to wait until we get there :P
Oh and I forgot to mention last week, but I uploaded Jane if you'd like to download her for yourself! You can find her at my very messy downloads page
I hope you enjoyed this update. As always, thank you for reading and I'll see you next update!