☈ 003 ☇ VIDEO

[milkboned]

[SCENE: A man dressed as a bartender stands silently in front of a tall fence, and the building behind it that once was a supermarket.

Shizuo wanted milk. Taking a pull from a cigarette, he takes a step toward the fence, when--

woosh, a feather covered velociraptor darts at him. Instinct has him dodge, but RIIIIP-- the dinosaur lands with a scrap

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[gonnaeatchu]

[BUT THIS HERE HOVERING PTEROSAURUS KNOWS NO FEAR.]

[milkboned]

[TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS BECAUSE THE LITTLE THING HAS PART OF HIS SLEEVE]

[gonnaeatchu]

[YOU DO NOT IGNORE THIS, BIOTCH. FROM THE SKY, WITH EAR-DRUM TEARING LOVE --- ]

SHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[milkboned]

[LOOKING UP, AND ANNOYED AS HELL TO SEE IT]

SHUT UP! IT'S GETTING AWAY! HNNNGH

[brb ripping out a telephone pole, swinging it at the flying dinosaur]

[gonnaeatchu]

[TWIRLS IN THE SKY. YOU CAN'T REACH THIS, SHIZUO. NYA NYA NYA.]

SHIIII~YAAAAA~~~

[milkboned]

[NOT LONG ENOUGH. DAMN SDKLFMS AND THE OTHER THING IS ALMOST OUT OF SIGHT. WITH A FRUSTRATED SNARL, HE TOSSES THE POLE IN THE FLYING ONE'S DIRECTION AND RESUMES THE RUN.]

[gonnaeatchu]

[flies off into the sunset]

[IS SECRETLY IZAYA???!?!??!]

[milkboned]

[LSDFKMSDLS HE KNEW IT]