Insert Cracky Title Here (Onew/Key)
Title: Insert Cracky Title Here (I can't think of one. D:)
Author: mookyo
Genre: (attempt at) crack.
Warnings: lame english, unbeta-ed mistakes
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Onew/Key (Jinki/Kibum)
Disclaimer: Not own.
Synopsis: “...BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE IT!”
Word Count: 360
Comments: for supaahhchiinkk bb. 8D congratz, mod! iluuu~ and I'm sorry this is so phail. phaaail. ;A; and uhm, it looks like I'm officially a Onkey writer now. YAY. 8D
Jinki wakes up to some loud sounds coming from the kitchen. He yawns lazily, eyes slowly roaming the room they share. No one's still in their bed but him. Well, that explains the loud sounds. He then gets off his bed and makes his way to the kitchen.
“Guys, stop being so loud, please?” Jinki mumbles as he enters the kitchen.
“There he is!”
“He finally wakes up!”
“Jinki hyuuuung!”
Jinki is so surprised. What's going on? What's wrong about him? Jonghyun quickly approaches the confused leader, puts a hand on the leader's shoulder before he tells Jinki, “Hyung, your boyfriend here is pregnant.”
Jinki takes a look at Kibum who sits on the dining chair, face covered with frustration. He looks down to Kibum's belly, then it takes him a few seconds before he responses with a “WOAH IT'S SO BIG.”
“I told you.” Jonghyun sighs.
“...BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE IT!”
Kibum looks at Jinki. “Hyung, I-”
“HOW COME YOU CAN BE PREGNANT WITHOUT ME ENTERING YOU FIRST???!!! I WANT AN EXPLANATION! NOW, KIBUM!”
“Jinki hyung-”
“IF IT'S NOT ME, THEN WHO IS IT, HUH?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? WITH WHO? MINHO? JONGHYUN? TAEMIN?! REALLY?! OH GOD, YOU ARE SO PEDO, KIBUM-AH.”
“Hyung, wait-”
“WHY DO YOU WANT THEM MORE THAN ME?! I THOUGHT WE ARE A VERY HAPPY FAMILY.”
“Hyung!”
“ANSWER ME, KIBUM-AH! WHO IS IT?! JONGHYUN? MINHO? TAEMIN?”
“Jinki hyung!”
“OH, HE'S OUR YUNHO SUNBAE ISN'T IT?! I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM-”
“Jinki hyung, wakeee uuup!!!”
Jinki's eyes snapped open, he can feel sweats running through his body, his heart beats faster than usual. Kibum's face is right in front of his, staring at him worriedly. He quickly pins Kibum to the bed and takes off his boyfriend's shirt. He takes a look at Kibum's stomach. Flat. Jinki has never felt this relieved in his life before. Thank God, he notes.
“Uhm, hyung?”
Jinki looks up at Kibum's blushing face, then down to Kibum's bare torso. “Oh, sorry.” He quickly help Kibum puts his shirt back.
Kibum smiles softly, he leans closer to peck Jinki's lips. “So, mind to tell me about your dream?”
Author: mookyo
Genre: (attempt at) crack.
Warnings: lame english, unbeta-ed mistakes
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Onew/Key (Jinki/Kibum)
Disclaimer: Not own.
Synopsis: “...BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE IT!”
Word Count: 360
Comments: for supaahhchiinkk bb. 8D congratz, mod! iluuu~ and I'm sorry this is so phail. phaaail. ;A; and uhm, it looks like I'm officially a Onkey writer now. YAY. 8D
Jinki wakes up to some loud sounds coming from the kitchen. He yawns lazily, eyes slowly roaming the room they share. No one's still in their bed but him. Well, that explains the loud sounds. He then gets off his bed and makes his way to the kitchen.
“Guys, stop being so loud, please?” Jinki mumbles as he enters the kitchen.
“There he is!”
“He finally wakes up!”
“Jinki hyuuuung!”
Jinki is so surprised. What's going on? What's wrong about him? Jonghyun quickly approaches the confused leader, puts a hand on the leader's shoulder before he tells Jinki, “Hyung, your boyfriend here is pregnant.”
Jinki takes a look at Kibum who sits on the dining chair, face covered with frustration. He looks down to Kibum's belly, then it takes him a few seconds before he responses with a “WOAH IT'S SO BIG.”
“I told you.” Jonghyun sighs.
“...BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE IT!”
Kibum looks at Jinki. “Hyung, I-”
“HOW COME YOU CAN BE PREGNANT WITHOUT ME ENTERING YOU FIRST???!!! I WANT AN EXPLANATION! NOW, KIBUM!”
“Jinki hyung-”
“IF IT'S NOT ME, THEN WHO IS IT, HUH?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? WITH WHO? MINHO? JONGHYUN? TAEMIN?! REALLY?! OH GOD, YOU ARE SO PEDO, KIBUM-AH.”
“Hyung, wait-”
“WHY DO YOU WANT THEM MORE THAN ME?! I THOUGHT WE ARE A VERY HAPPY FAMILY.”
“Hyung!”
“ANSWER ME, KIBUM-AH! WHO IS IT?! JONGHYUN? MINHO? TAEMIN?”
“Jinki hyung!”
“OH, HE'S OUR YUNHO SUNBAE ISN'T IT?! I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM-”
“Jinki hyung, wakeee uuup!!!”
Jinki's eyes snapped open, he can feel sweats running through his body, his heart beats faster than usual. Kibum's face is right in front of his, staring at him worriedly. He quickly pins Kibum to the bed and takes off his boyfriend's shirt. He takes a look at Kibum's stomach. Flat. Jinki has never felt this relieved in his life before. Thank God, he notes.
“Uhm, hyung?”
Jinki looks up at Kibum's blushing face, then down to Kibum's bare torso. “Oh, sorry.” He quickly help Kibum puts his shirt back.
Kibum smiles softly, he leans closer to peck Jinki's lips. “So, mind to tell me about your dream?”