Man... late night T.V. had soo much potential... where has it all gone...
No! I don't want to see girls gone wild, yeah I've seen the movie, yeah i've seen enough boobs and screaming drunk girls. Your movies suck and your girls arn't hot. Shut up already.
No! I will not, and never will, buy your cell phone and/or alcohol because your commercials make me hungry and want to run on the beach with my dog-in-front-of-my-new-beach-house-because-I-bought-your-item. Fuck you and your subliminal advertisement's.
I just want to sit here, eat my apple cake and watch The Critic. Damnit.
:D
Sorry I missed you
_Dunce_.