1st Bottle
[Action]
[Milkman Dan, not one to really pay attention after nights of heavy drinking, simply gets up out of bed and gets himself dressed for another day. He's rather groggy, and doesn't really notice the drone woman in his bed...the fact that the clothes aren't his...or the fact that this house isn't his...(even if it is pretty similar to his own.)]
Oh...man, I guess I lost my uniform again. Or maybe I got too much blood and puke on it.
[He stomps his way downstairs, picking up the phone to put in a call to work.]
[Phone]
[The sounds of the rotary being dialed are heard after he picks up the receiver.]
...Hello? I know somebody picked up the phone. Oh well, just letting you know, Boss, I ruined my uniform again. You'd better get me one before I get into work or I'm showing your wife those candid pictures.
[Action, again.]
[After making his call in to work, Dan will be wandering around the house fixing himself something to eat for breakfast and such. He's up pretty early, as a Milkman HAS to be up early, but boy is he making a lot of noise in the kitchen. Housemates, feel free to come downstairs and say "WHAT THE FUCK?"]
[After his adventures in the house, Milkman Dan will be wandering around town. Out in the sunlight, he'll finally realize this is NOT Mayberry. Instead of freaking out, though...he'll try to figure out what town he ended up in after that epic night of drinking. He couldn't have gone far, right? Feel free to respond to his phone message, or find him in the street and bug him with your silly notions of this being some kind of devil town. He does LOOK a lot like one of the drones...but boy he won't act like one.]
[Milkman Dan, not one to really pay attention after nights of heavy drinking, simply gets up out of bed and gets himself dressed for another day. He's rather groggy, and doesn't really notice the drone woman in his bed...the fact that the clothes aren't his...or the fact that this house isn't his...(even if it is pretty similar to his own.)]
Oh...man, I guess I lost my uniform again. Or maybe I got too much blood and puke on it.
[He stomps his way downstairs, picking up the phone to put in a call to work.]
[Phone]
[The sounds of the rotary being dialed are heard after he picks up the receiver.]
...Hello? I know somebody picked up the phone. Oh well, just letting you know, Boss, I ruined my uniform again. You'd better get me one before I get into work or I'm showing your wife those candid pictures.
[Action, again.]
[After making his call in to work, Dan will be wandering around the house fixing himself something to eat for breakfast and such. He's up pretty early, as a Milkman HAS to be up early, but boy is he making a lot of noise in the kitchen. Housemates, feel free to come downstairs and say "WHAT THE FUCK?"]
[After his adventures in the house, Milkman Dan will be wandering around town. Out in the sunlight, he'll finally realize this is NOT Mayberry. Instead of freaking out, though...he'll try to figure out what town he ended up in after that epic night of drinking. He couldn't have gone far, right? Feel free to respond to his phone message, or find him in the street and bug him with your silly notions of this being some kind of devil town. He does LOOK a lot like one of the drones...but boy he won't act like one.]