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This weekend was pretty ok. It was also a mess. It basically started to become queer on Friday. I came home from school and the bus decides to drop us off about a quarter of a mile past our stop, becasue some electrical wires fell down on Pond Street or something. But it gets better. So me and Brie walk home in the rain, which I didn't really mind rain is alright. But it was fucking cold which sucked. So we walk to the corner of Abbot and then split and went home. Alright so then I go in my house and my dad says something like "There's not electricity." Alright that's great Bobby, so I go into the kitchen and go into the fridge, and he's complaining about how if i open the fridge everythings gunna turn gross. No electricity means no heat at all in the house by the way. So ok that's GREAT pappy. So then I go upstairs and he says something else that only he would say. He's like "Well what are you gunna go do upstairs if nothing works, that you can't do down here?" I dunno padre, what the fuck would I be doing down here that I can't do in my room? Haha soooo I go upstiars and can't see shit. So I lit a few candles near the shrine (hahhhhh). Then about an hour later, who but padre comes upstiars and takes the FUCKING candles away to put them in the den so that my mom doesn't slit her wrists when she comes home. So the wonderful madre comes home, and she's getting a kick out of everything that is going on. YOU WHORE. So Brie calls me. I'm still soaked from the rain and shaking and have done nothing but listen to my cd player for about 3 straight hours. Hahahaahah I love this house. Ok so only 2 phones in my house were working because they have cords. One of the two phones happens to be in my room. SO I'm talkie talkie with Brie who was home alone, and her fire alarm kept on beeping, hahahaha it was just kind of one of those situations that you would have to be there for in order to find the humor in. And she couldn't see shit as well, and she was freezing her testicles off too. Hap happy little padre decides to unplug my phone, and stick it downstairs. Once again, so that madre doesn't slit herself. I don't know why they needed 2 phone in the same room, but they did. So the house is in complete silence and darkness, and everyone is downstairs other than me. So then I went downstairs to get food. And they were up my ass and all. So then finally the fucking power comes back at around 7. Thank.mother.fuck. Brie came down later on and we were basically in my kitchen for 3 hours straight listening to gangster rap and I don't remember what the hell else we did. She left and then it was Saturday. I went to this place in Hingham with madre. She is messed up but it's pretty funny. I think she really is mentally retarded. Brie heard about this story hahaha. Brie had close encounters with my Bobbyyyyyy on the phone. hahahahaha. Later on me and Brie went to the mall at 7ish. I sware Dunkin Donuts tried to poison me I'm not even kidding. The mall was different for some reason last night, but it was pretty funny. And it was all Christmas-shitty and yeahhh. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, how about we fuckin' decorate the mall a month early, yeah sounds like a plan. If only it was decorated with manorahs. That would be awesome. David R. Cummings picked us up and that was basically the highlight of my day. Today I've done basically nothing. I took a half assed shower because my mom told me to. I'm five. This weekend was pretty fucked up, but hilarious. Fucking hilarious....