What General Found
1. Annemarieocracy is government by Annemarie.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Annemarie.
3. A lump of Annemarie the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
4. Grapes explode if you put them inside Annemarie!
5. Annemarie will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
6. By tradition, a girl standing under Annemarie cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
7. Annemarie can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
8. Annemarie was named after Annemarie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
9. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Annemarie!
10. Annemarieolatry is the mindless worship of Annemarie!"
1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Annie.
2. The porpoise is second to Annie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
3. Contrary to popular belief, Annie is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
4. It's bad luck to put Annie on a bed.
5. More people are killed by Annie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. Annie is the sacred animal of Thailand.
7. Annie can be seen from space!
8. Annieocracy is government by Annie!
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Annie.
10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Annie!"
Tehe.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Annemarie.
3. A lump of Annemarie the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
4. Grapes explode if you put them inside Annemarie!
5. Annemarie will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
6. By tradition, a girl standing under Annemarie cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
7. Annemarie can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
8. Annemarie was named after Annemarie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
9. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Annemarie!
10. Annemarieolatry is the mindless worship of Annemarie!"
1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Annie.
2. The porpoise is second to Annie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
3. Contrary to popular belief, Annie is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
4. It's bad luck to put Annie on a bed.
5. More people are killed by Annie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. Annie is the sacred animal of Thailand.
7. Annie can be seen from space!
8. Annieocracy is government by Annie!
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Annie.
10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Annie!"
Tehe.