What?
So I just looked on AO3 and found frankly the most humorous things of my day.
A DMC Frozen crossover. At least the pairing kind of makes sense, if you ignore the crossover part altogether: Vergil x Elsa.
I am going to read it, once I stop laughing about it. Which might be kind of hard. I just... how? Why? Is this good or bad? What? I just... my head is spinning, my world collapsing in on itself, and pigs are flying. Okay.