The Park, All Morning and Afternoon, Saturday

[80s_sideburns]

Ken wanted to die.

He was sitting in the gazebo of the park, in a big chair.

Dressed like Santa, complete with fake beard. His 'ho ho ho's sounded a little snarky, but he was doing his best not to ruin it for the kids.

His shins already told him never to have his own children.

[ooc: Open! No OCD, I'm lazy.]

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[strongestgirl]

Pippi spots him on a walk through the park and exclaimed, "Den er den Jul Get!"

[80s_sideburns]

"The hell?" Ken said, baffled

[strongestgirl]

"I'm sorry, you don't speak Swedish huh? You look adorable."

[80s_sideburns]

"Uhhh, thanks," Ken said. "I appreciate that."

[strongestgirl]

"How did you land such a sweet job?"

[80s_sideburns]

"...luck," Ken said, after a pause.

[strongestgirl]

"You must have lots of luck!"

[80s_sideburns]

"Yeah," Ken said. "I must."

[strongestgirl]

"So...?"

[80s_sideburns]

"So what?" Ken asked.

[strongestgirl]

"...Do your job." Pippi prompted.

[80s_sideburns]

"Ho ho ho," Ken said.

[strongestgirl]

"Why hello there Santa!"

[80s_sideburns]

"...what do you want for Christmas?" Ken grumbled.

[strongestgirl]

Pippi leaned over and started to whisper in his ear in Swedish.

[80s_sideburns]

"Wow, I have no idea what you just said, but it made me horny," Ken said.