Divine Leaf, 11/21/07
Marc was there, armed and ready with his restraining order and his laptop for catching up with the latest fashion news, and on the phone to Amanda.
"You're kidding. . . . You're kidding! . . . oh, honey, you know that won't last, he's helpless without her . . . You're KIDDING! . . . I live in a motel! The only channels I get are the fuzzy naked ones. And not even the good fuzzy naked ones. . . . Oh, you're kidding! . . . I knooooooow, I miss you toooooooo! Tell me you won't get drunk and try on dresses with anyone who isn't me! . . . Oh sweetie, I love you, too. . . . You're kidding! I demand pictures . . . Oh, it'll be on YouTube by now, I'll just watch it there. . . . You're kidding! Oh, Willie must've blown a gasket -- Hiiiiiiiiii Wilhelmina! You stole Amanda's phone! That's not very -- yes ma'am. . . . yes ma'am. . . . That bitch. Yes, ma'am. . . . Are you sure? Over the phone? . . . Yes, ma'am, I'm doing it right now. . . . Let's see, name, address, emaaaaaaaail . . . done! Put the old man on the phone! . . . Do you, Bradford Meeeeeeade -- what was that? Willie? What's going ooooon?! Oh, poo." He hung up.
Right, he was actually supposed to be working, wasn't he.
Today's Specials
MARRIAGES PERFORMED!
by Marc St. James,
Ordained Clergy Person of
the Spiritual Humanists
Marc was there, armed and ready with his restraining order and his recent online ordination. And a small bouquet of flowers and a basket of rice.
It was going to be the best day ever.
[ooc: If you order food or actual tea, Marc will still do his best to serve it to you in low-cal form. There will totally be an additional OCD thread for marriages being performed. Please note: Marc's ordination? TOTALLY CANON.]
"You're kidding. . . . You're kidding! . . . oh, honey, you know that won't last, he's helpless without her . . . You're KIDDING! . . . I live in a motel! The only channels I get are the fuzzy naked ones. And not even the good fuzzy naked ones. . . . Oh, you're kidding! . . . I knooooooow, I miss you toooooooo! Tell me you won't get drunk and try on dresses with anyone who isn't me! . . . Oh sweetie, I love you, too. . . . You're kidding! I demand pictures . . . Oh, it'll be on YouTube by now, I'll just watch it there. . . . You're kidding! Oh, Willie must've blown a gasket -- Hiiiiiiiiii Wilhelmina! You stole Amanda's phone! That's not very -- yes ma'am. . . . yes ma'am. . . . That bitch. Yes, ma'am. . . . Are you sure? Over the phone? . . . Yes, ma'am, I'm doing it right now. . . . Let's see, name, address, emaaaaaaaail . . . done! Put the old man on the phone! . . . Do you, Bradford Meeeeeeade -- what was that? Willie? What's going ooooon?! Oh, poo." He hung up.
Right, he was actually supposed to be working, wasn't he.
Today's Specials
MARRIAGES PERFORMED!
by Marc St. James,
Ordained Clergy Person of
the Spiritual Humanists
Marc was there, armed and ready with his restraining order and his recent online ordination. And a small bouquet of flowers and a basket of rice.
It was going to be the best day ever.
[ooc: If you order food or actual tea, Marc will still do his best to serve it to you in low-cal form. There will totally be an additional OCD thread for marriages being performed. Please note: Marc's ordination? TOTALLY CANON.]