"Bloody Americans with their bloody celebrating and their bloody loud fireworks and their bloody holidays they shouldn't be bloody celebrating anyway...."
Someone had been out of town, inebriated, and passed out a bit too close to a fireworks show.
Someone, whose name might have a color and a snake in it, was in a bit of a mood.
Someone, who had planned to have the highlight of his day be firing Arthur Hellsing and having the man run out of town on a rail, unlocked his office door and then stood there, aghast.
Someone's office had been subject to a bit of
redecorating.
And his
damned ugly plant was bigger than ever, planted in the grassy lawn that was now his office and smirking at him.
"I hate this place."
[ooc: WARNING Very. Bad. Things. will be happening in this thread. Violence, nastiness, and character death. You have been warned.]