the nurse, should not be the one who puts salt in your wounds
well, i had my yearly physical, and make a long story short, i had sex with one of the nurses.
in all seriousness, clean bill of health, incredible blood pressure, 120/65, incredible eyesight, 20/20 left eye, 25/20 (or 20/25, whichever is better) in my right eye.
and finally, after years of wanting to, but not doing it, i asked the nurse how full i should make the cup.. turns out they only need a little bit. im lucky enough to have control of my PC muscle, so i can stop pissing on command. unfortunate for you other bastards, you most likely piss all over the cup and on your hands and all that other stuff.
i had fun today at the doctors office, for whatever reason i went to my pediatrician, and indian dude who i cant understand a damn word hes saying, but he has soft hands, so im not going to complain.
in the end though, i did end up having sex with this hot redhead nurse. sex, rape, call it what you may, it still happened
in all seriousness, clean bill of health, incredible blood pressure, 120/65, incredible eyesight, 20/20 left eye, 25/20 (or 20/25, whichever is better) in my right eye.
and finally, after years of wanting to, but not doing it, i asked the nurse how full i should make the cup.. turns out they only need a little bit. im lucky enough to have control of my PC muscle, so i can stop pissing on command. unfortunate for you other bastards, you most likely piss all over the cup and on your hands and all that other stuff.
i had fun today at the doctors office, for whatever reason i went to my pediatrician, and indian dude who i cant understand a damn word hes saying, but he has soft hands, so im not going to complain.
in the end though, i did end up having sex with this hot redhead nurse. sex, rape, call it what you may, it still happened