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[mildredbonk]

I really want to get a job as a toll collector but for the life of me I can't figure out how to go about this.

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[ligeress]

Yeah, I shared your dream... but after researching the prerequisites, I realized I didn't qualify. Maybe you might! Here they are:

1. Must be able to dance in small booth for extended periods of time to music only heard in own head
2. Must be able to count to 3 really fast (5 for GG Bridge)
3. Must be able to subtract 3 (5 for GG Bridge) from 5, 10, or 20 really fast
4. Must hold blank stare and look suicidal
5. If you're thinking of working on the Richmond-San Rafael bridge: Must be able to lean out of booth to check out driver's cleavage & any leg that might be showing from hiked up skirt
6. Must have a fro
7. Must remember to ask "Want fries with that?"
8. Must enjoy an exhaust high
9. Must figure out how to get in to booth without being run over
10.Must suck

[mildredbonk]

You describe me perfectly!

yeehaaw

[sweetsthedrunk]

i left you a lil note you might like on The Sooper Dooper Cool Chicks. The Guy Forum...

[angelicfier]

I really miss us being friends. you were the only one I knew that hadn't decided the only way to have fun was to be un-sober. you should call me sometime! or email! rabidpanda05422@aol.com

leeeeeah!

[sweetsthedrunk]

I really miss us being friends. You are the only one who will sit with me and watch porn without having to drink.. e-mail me sometime..

[misguidedfool]

daisy is stupid!