[fic] 2010 April Fool's Day prank ; KOKORO NO AMIKO-HIME
I'm too lazy to do an April Fool's day prank this year. Instead I'll be a butt and share my favorite prank I ever did.
Last year I uploaded a gag chapter to one of my multi-chaptered Naruto fics. I basically pretended to be a little sister that types like a 12 year old noob on AIM and took over the story. It's a relatively serious story, so I was pretty satisfied that I got a few people. xD
I figured, hey, I'll put it on here since eventually I'll have to take it off ffnet when I some day upload the real final chapter.
You don't have to really care about Naruto or the pairing (NejiHina) actual fic itself. It's mostly "loool mary sue"
To this day, it remains to be my absolute favorite thing I have ever written. Seriously.
konnichiwa! ok so heres the deal. my name is shiro no kitsune-hime (that means white fox princess 2 those unfortunete ppl that dont kno NIHONGO, that means JAPANESE) i dont have an acount here yet but i will soon. my older sister "Crimson Cataclysm" (wtf is a cataclysm anyway)has quit making fanfics foerver. shes busy with college and says shes tired of righting fanfics. snice she knows i want to rite fanfics to she said "u can finish my current fics if u want 2" i was soooo exited until i saw that she rote NEJIHINA! WTF? doesnt she kno that there COUSINS! wouldnt they make deformed retarded babies! that is just SOOOO SIIICCK! lol my sister is such a sickoooooo!1 anyway, thats ok now cuz this is MY fanfic now. ill make sure this fic gets the RITE pairings and the RITE ending. and here to celabrate with me iiiisssss...NEJI-SAMA!
nejisama: oh my kami (that means god in nihongo)
me: muahahaha! you cannot escape!
nejisams: please get away from me you weirdo! im tired of being forced to have SEX with HINATA-HIME she is my COUSIN!
me: uhhhh thats my neechan crimsons falt. she thinks u 2 are cute 2gether. but shes given up fanfics forever(good thing 2 she rights DISCUSTING THINGS!) so im going 2 finish this story THE RIGHT WAY!
nejisama: honto? (that means really?)
me: hai! (yes)
nejisama: oh kami ARIGATO! (THANK YOU) were free at last!
me: hoorayy! ok so lets get this party started!
disclaimer: i do NOT own the greatest anime series ever, NARUTO! if it were mine than HINATA-SAMA would be the main character!
btw: this, as i said earlier, i smy VERY FIRST fanfic, EVER. so GO EASY ON ME, OK? i worked on this for like a whooole week. AND im taking 8th grade math when im only in 7th, so i dont have nearly as much riting time as every1 else does. so dontbe like wow u suck dont rite ever again, because that would just make u a hating retard that cant appreciate som1s hard work. if u do, than i will delete ur review AND block u. this doesnt belong to neechan anymore, its MINE. so 2 all u sick cousin kissing haters out there, GET USED TO IT! and dont worry i will use correct grammer in my story this is just how i type in my authors notes lol.
Kokoro no Amiko (an: Amiko's Heart...u will kno who she is soon!)
It was the day after Neji-sama kissed Hinata-sama, and he was feeling very very sick about it. "Why did I kiss Hinata-sama? Oh right because it was a part of my mission, now I just have to kill her thank kami." he said to himself. Indeed it was because. Neji-sama was never in love with Hinata-sama he's just a really good actor in his missions. However he didn't know if Hinata was really acting back or not since he didn't know she had a mission to kill him too, but he wasn't worry about it since he was going to kill her soon, so her weird crush on him would go away along with her dead body. "Oh hey that reminds me" he said out loud to himself "I need to go training with my uncle Hyuuga-sama today it's been awhile since I trained with him. Hehehehe" he chuckled "I bet I'm stornger then him now and then I'LL become the Hyuuga Head when he finally sees that I'm better then everyone else!" and with that he ran off to the direction of the training grounds expecting to see his uncle waiting for him there.
Meanwhile Hinata-sama was sitting on her bed throwing up into a bucket. "Bleeeeeehhhh!" she retched "w-w-w-w-why d-d-did I k-k-k-k-kiss...N-N-N-N-NEJI-SAMA!" she screamed before throwing her head back down and puking some more chunks of food into the bucket (an: ahahaha ewww THATS WHAT U GET 4 BEING INCEST) than the door knocked and her neechan Hanabi-san stepped in. "Hinata-sama why are you so sick? You've been throwing up for hours!" her neesama looked up at her with green face. "G-g-g-g-gomen nesai (an: that means im sorry in u guessed it...NIHONGO!) n-n-n-neechan, I c-c-can't t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tell you!" Hanabi-san shrugged and said "Well you need to take a tylenol or something because we are having a guest for dinner tonight." "H-Honto? W-W-Who is it?" Hanabi-san responded "I don' know yet but it's someone that's been away for awhile so get ready ok?" "H-Hai, a-a-arigato neechan." Hinata-sama said before puking just a little bit more into the bucket. Than Hanabi-san left and Hinata-sama took tylenol and started getting ready for the big dinner.
Neji-sama ran into the training grounds with his kunai knives in his hands. He jumped up screaming "HYUUGA-SAMA!" and crashed down to the ground kicking up a bunch of sand so the jiisan (an: that means old man) couldn't see where his nephew was. "Neji-sama what is the meaning of this aristocracy!" he yelled out before doging Neji-sama's kunai knife (he could see where Neji-sama was even though there was sand because that's what happens when you have the byakugan) "Haha jiisan! You are too old to rule the Hyuuga clan anymore, our battle will show that I WILL RULE!" Neji-sama yelled out with confidant. Hyuuga-sama got a twitchy vein on his head and screamed "You baka (an: idiot) we are not training today WE HAVE GUEST FOR DINNER!" it was than when Neji-sama finally stopped battling his uncle and gave a confused expression. "Not training today for some baja guest! Who cares! I need to show you that I'm stronger then you!" he bellowed. But Hyuuga-sama didn't listen and started dragging Neji-sama over to the dining room. "You haven't seen this person in YEARS so I would think you would be happy to see that person." was his explanation.
The dining room was soon filled with Hyuuga-sama, Hanabi-sama, Hinata-sama, and Neji-sama. Neji-sama looked around and said "Nani desuka! (an: what is this?) There is no guest here!" Hyuuga-sama gave him a look and said "be patient, our guest is traveling through desserts and will be very tired when she arrives." "SHE!" Neji-sama yelled "I'm wasting time that I could be beating you to eat dinner with a GIRL?" "Ah but it is WHO this girl is that's important" Hyuuga-sama smiled as he said this. "Oh look, she is here now, come on Amiko-hime! Dinner is ready!"
It was then when Neji-sama and Hinata-sama and Hanabi-sama all turned around to see a very pretty kunoichi (an: female ninja). She had long white hair and dark black eyes that you could barely see because her bangs almost covered them. She was also wearing blue ninja suits with a konoha headband wrapped around her arm.
"Amiko-hime? Who the hell are you?" Neji-sama demanded.
The girl looked at Neji-sama and gave him a glare. "I'm sad that you do not remember me, Neji-sama. Is it not you who I am to marry?"
It was then when Neji-sama fell to the floor anime style. "MARRY! SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE A WIFE!" he screamed at her.
Amiko-hime sighed. "Then I guess you really do not remember me..." she walked over and sat down at the seat next to Neji-sama. "Well then I guess I will start at the very beginning, ne? I am a princess from a cold country up north, but evil ninjas from the land of sand came and killed my whole family and took over the land. Only me and my caretaker escaped and he brought me here. We ran into your family and they saw great potential in me and my caretaker said he would give me to your family and you would raise me to be as great a kunoichi as the best, he did that to make sure I would grow up healthy and strong, and your family agreed. Then I met you and we played together when we were very little. Hyuuga-sama saw us playing together and said that one day we would be married so that I would become an official Hyuuga and maybe your superior blood and my mysterious powers would merge to create the ultimate powerful Hyuuga babies. But we couldn't discover my real power in this green land so a Hyuuga took me back to the outlands of my country so I could train for many years and come back to finally marry you. And that is my story." Amiko-hime breathed in after saying the whole story.
Neji-sama burst out laughing "And you expect me to just marry you? No way in hell!"
Amiko-hime looked sad "I'm sure if we play together like old times then you would remember how we are meant to be..."
"NO!" Neji-sama bellowed before throwing his chair and leaving the room in anger.
Hinata-sama then got up and walked over to Amiko-sama "A-A-A-A-Ano (an: um) g-g-gomenesai that m-m-my cousin h-h-hates you...i-i-if it m-makes you f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-feel any b-b-b-b-better, I w-w-w-would like t-t-t-to be you're f-f-friend..."
Amiko-hime's eyes sparkled under her pure white hair and her smile grew as she heard upon those words. "Honto ne desuka? (an: is that true?) Yokkata! (an: thank goodness!) Why don't we go out to eat at a restaraunt?" Hinata-sama nodded and said "Hai." "Hey, you didn't stammer!" Amiko-hime pointed out. Hinata-sama gasped. "I-I guess i-i-it's b-bceause you're s-s-so n-nice..." Amiko-sama blushed "Oh don't say that." and they left together leaving Hyuuga-sama and Hanabi-san alone at the table to eat their diner.
Neji-sama was at the training grounds punching a punching bag really hard so much that it was ripping up. Neji-sama didn't care, he was too busy angering at Amiko-hime. "THAT DAMN BAKA! I'M NOT MARRYING SOME FOREIGNER I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER FROM MY CHILDHOOD! I REFUSE TO MARRY THAT BAJA!" and continued punching as Hinata-sama and Amiko-hime went to a restaraunt.
"This place looks like a good place to eat feasts." Amoki-hime said pointing to Ichiraku's ramen stand. Hinata-sama glanced at her nervously. "A-a-a-ano, d-d-d-do we really w-want to eat h-h-h-here?" Amiko-hime looked at Hinata-sama with confusing. "Hinata-sama you're stammering again is there something wrong? Oh well let's go in!" and she ran on in with Hinata-sama following her. Inside of there was...NARUTO!
what did u think! lol this is just the first instalment of many 2 come. my first goal is to finish this story (and make it RITE instead of this cousin SICKNESS) and tan start righting my very OWN storyes! please tell me how much u liked this chapter, but dont be a mean snob OK!
Hah. Maybe someday I'll actually finish the fic. But I just don't really like Naruto anymore. :/
Last year I uploaded a gag chapter to one of my multi-chaptered Naruto fics. I basically pretended to be a little sister that types like a 12 year old noob on AIM and took over the story. It's a relatively serious story, so I was pretty satisfied that I got a few people. xD
I figured, hey, I'll put it on here since eventually I'll have to take it off ffnet when I some day upload the real final chapter.
You don't have to really care about Naruto or the pairing (NejiHina) actual fic itself. It's mostly "loool mary sue"
To this day, it remains to be my absolute favorite thing I have ever written. Seriously.
konnichiwa! ok so heres the deal. my name is shiro no kitsune-hime (that means white fox princess 2 those unfortunete ppl that dont kno NIHONGO, that means JAPANESE) i dont have an acount here yet but i will soon. my older sister "Crimson Cataclysm" (wtf is a cataclysm anyway)has quit making fanfics foerver. shes busy with college and says shes tired of righting fanfics. snice she knows i want to rite fanfics to she said "u can finish my current fics if u want 2" i was soooo exited until i saw that she rote NEJIHINA! WTF? doesnt she kno that there COUSINS! wouldnt they make deformed retarded babies! that is just SOOOO SIIICCK! lol my sister is such a sickoooooo!1 anyway, thats ok now cuz this is MY fanfic now. ill make sure this fic gets the RITE pairings and the RITE ending. and here to celabrate with me iiiisssss...NEJI-SAMA!
nejisama: oh my kami (that means god in nihongo)
me: muahahaha! you cannot escape!
nejisams: please get away from me you weirdo! im tired of being forced to have SEX with HINATA-HIME she is my COUSIN!
me: uhhhh thats my neechan crimsons falt. she thinks u 2 are cute 2gether. but shes given up fanfics forever(good thing 2 she rights DISCUSTING THINGS!) so im going 2 finish this story THE RIGHT WAY!
nejisama: honto? (that means really?)
me: hai! (yes)
nejisama: oh kami ARIGATO! (THANK YOU) were free at last!
me: hoorayy! ok so lets get this party started!
disclaimer: i do NOT own the greatest anime series ever, NARUTO! if it were mine than HINATA-SAMA would be the main character!
btw: this, as i said earlier, i smy VERY FIRST fanfic, EVER. so GO EASY ON ME, OK? i worked on this for like a whooole week. AND im taking 8th grade math when im only in 7th, so i dont have nearly as much riting time as every1 else does. so dontbe like wow u suck dont rite ever again, because that would just make u a hating retard that cant appreciate som1s hard work. if u do, than i will delete ur review AND block u. this doesnt belong to neechan anymore, its MINE. so 2 all u sick cousin kissing haters out there, GET USED TO IT! and dont worry i will use correct grammer in my story this is just how i type in my authors notes lol.
Kokoro no Amiko (an: Amiko's Heart...u will kno who she is soon!)
It was the day after Neji-sama kissed Hinata-sama, and he was feeling very very sick about it. "Why did I kiss Hinata-sama? Oh right because it was a part of my mission, now I just have to kill her thank kami." he said to himself. Indeed it was because. Neji-sama was never in love with Hinata-sama he's just a really good actor in his missions. However he didn't know if Hinata was really acting back or not since he didn't know she had a mission to kill him too, but he wasn't worry about it since he was going to kill her soon, so her weird crush on him would go away along with her dead body. "Oh hey that reminds me" he said out loud to himself "I need to go training with my uncle Hyuuga-sama today it's been awhile since I trained with him. Hehehehe" he chuckled "I bet I'm stornger then him now and then I'LL become the Hyuuga Head when he finally sees that I'm better then everyone else!" and with that he ran off to the direction of the training grounds expecting to see his uncle waiting for him there.
Meanwhile Hinata-sama was sitting on her bed throwing up into a bucket. "Bleeeeeehhhh!" she retched "w-w-w-w-why d-d-did I k-k-k-k-kiss...N-N-N-N-NEJI-SAMA!" she screamed before throwing her head back down and puking some more chunks of food into the bucket (an: ahahaha ewww THATS WHAT U GET 4 BEING INCEST) than the door knocked and her neechan Hanabi-san stepped in. "Hinata-sama why are you so sick? You've been throwing up for hours!" her neesama looked up at her with green face. "G-g-g-g-gomen nesai (an: that means im sorry in u guessed it...NIHONGO!) n-n-n-neechan, I c-c-can't t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tell you!" Hanabi-san shrugged and said "Well you need to take a tylenol or something because we are having a guest for dinner tonight." "H-Honto? W-W-Who is it?" Hanabi-san responded "I don' know yet but it's someone that's been away for awhile so get ready ok?" "H-Hai, a-a-arigato neechan." Hinata-sama said before puking just a little bit more into the bucket. Than Hanabi-san left and Hinata-sama took tylenol and started getting ready for the big dinner.
Neji-sama ran into the training grounds with his kunai knives in his hands. He jumped up screaming "HYUUGA-SAMA!" and crashed down to the ground kicking up a bunch of sand so the jiisan (an: that means old man) couldn't see where his nephew was. "Neji-sama what is the meaning of this aristocracy!" he yelled out before doging Neji-sama's kunai knife (he could see where Neji-sama was even though there was sand because that's what happens when you have the byakugan) "Haha jiisan! You are too old to rule the Hyuuga clan anymore, our battle will show that I WILL RULE!" Neji-sama yelled out with confidant. Hyuuga-sama got a twitchy vein on his head and screamed "You baka (an: idiot) we are not training today WE HAVE GUEST FOR DINNER!" it was than when Neji-sama finally stopped battling his uncle and gave a confused expression. "Not training today for some baja guest! Who cares! I need to show you that I'm stronger then you!" he bellowed. But Hyuuga-sama didn't listen and started dragging Neji-sama over to the dining room. "You haven't seen this person in YEARS so I would think you would be happy to see that person." was his explanation.
The dining room was soon filled with Hyuuga-sama, Hanabi-sama, Hinata-sama, and Neji-sama. Neji-sama looked around and said "Nani desuka! (an: what is this?) There is no guest here!" Hyuuga-sama gave him a look and said "be patient, our guest is traveling through desserts and will be very tired when she arrives." "SHE!" Neji-sama yelled "I'm wasting time that I could be beating you to eat dinner with a GIRL?" "Ah but it is WHO this girl is that's important" Hyuuga-sama smiled as he said this. "Oh look, she is here now, come on Amiko-hime! Dinner is ready!"
It was then when Neji-sama and Hinata-sama and Hanabi-sama all turned around to see a very pretty kunoichi (an: female ninja). She had long white hair and dark black eyes that you could barely see because her bangs almost covered them. She was also wearing blue ninja suits with a konoha headband wrapped around her arm.
"Amiko-hime? Who the hell are you?" Neji-sama demanded.
The girl looked at Neji-sama and gave him a glare. "I'm sad that you do not remember me, Neji-sama. Is it not you who I am to marry?"
It was then when Neji-sama fell to the floor anime style. "MARRY! SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE A WIFE!" he screamed at her.
Amiko-hime sighed. "Then I guess you really do not remember me..." she walked over and sat down at the seat next to Neji-sama. "Well then I guess I will start at the very beginning, ne? I am a princess from a cold country up north, but evil ninjas from the land of sand came and killed my whole family and took over the land. Only me and my caretaker escaped and he brought me here. We ran into your family and they saw great potential in me and my caretaker said he would give me to your family and you would raise me to be as great a kunoichi as the best, he did that to make sure I would grow up healthy and strong, and your family agreed. Then I met you and we played together when we were very little. Hyuuga-sama saw us playing together and said that one day we would be married so that I would become an official Hyuuga and maybe your superior blood and my mysterious powers would merge to create the ultimate powerful Hyuuga babies. But we couldn't discover my real power in this green land so a Hyuuga took me back to the outlands of my country so I could train for many years and come back to finally marry you. And that is my story." Amiko-hime breathed in after saying the whole story.
Neji-sama burst out laughing "And you expect me to just marry you? No way in hell!"
Amiko-hime looked sad "I'm sure if we play together like old times then you would remember how we are meant to be..."
"NO!" Neji-sama bellowed before throwing his chair and leaving the room in anger.
Hinata-sama then got up and walked over to Amiko-sama "A-A-A-A-Ano (an: um) g-g-gomenesai that m-m-my cousin h-h-hates you...i-i-if it m-makes you f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-feel any b-b-b-b-better, I w-w-w-would like t-t-t-to be you're f-f-friend..."
Amiko-hime's eyes sparkled under her pure white hair and her smile grew as she heard upon those words. "Honto ne desuka? (an: is that true?) Yokkata! (an: thank goodness!) Why don't we go out to eat at a restaraunt?" Hinata-sama nodded and said "Hai." "Hey, you didn't stammer!" Amiko-hime pointed out. Hinata-sama gasped. "I-I guess i-i-it's b-bceause you're s-s-so n-nice..." Amiko-sama blushed "Oh don't say that." and they left together leaving Hyuuga-sama and Hanabi-san alone at the table to eat their diner.
Neji-sama was at the training grounds punching a punching bag really hard so much that it was ripping up. Neji-sama didn't care, he was too busy angering at Amiko-hime. "THAT DAMN BAKA! I'M NOT MARRYING SOME FOREIGNER I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER FROM MY CHILDHOOD! I REFUSE TO MARRY THAT BAJA!" and continued punching as Hinata-sama and Amiko-hime went to a restaraunt.
"This place looks like a good place to eat feasts." Amoki-hime said pointing to Ichiraku's ramen stand. Hinata-sama glanced at her nervously. "A-a-a-ano, d-d-d-do we really w-want to eat h-h-h-here?" Amiko-hime looked at Hinata-sama with confusing. "Hinata-sama you're stammering again is there something wrong? Oh well let's go in!" and she ran on in with Hinata-sama following her. Inside of there was...NARUTO!
what did u think! lol this is just the first instalment of many 2 come. my first goal is to finish this story (and make it RITE instead of this cousin SICKNESS) and tan start righting my very OWN storyes! please tell me how much u liked this chapter, but dont be a mean snob OK!
Hah. Maybe someday I'll actually finish the fic. But I just don't really like Naruto anymore. :/