Why do I always get my yogurt on my face?
Heh... That isn't what it sounds like. It's just every time I open one of those single serving containers of yogurt, the air rushing out squirts yogurt from the cap on my face.
I'm goin' out tonight, and I look good! Damn good! At Crissy's suggestion, I'm wearing that club outfit Mar and Amanda helped me put together a year ago for his birthday. Nice designer blue jeans, and a hot black with blue pinstripe long sleeved shirt, with a collar I really like. I am sexay like there is no tomorrow! I'm not used to looking this good, and knowing it, you know, believing it. It feels great, and I like it!
Holy shit, self-esteem! It rocks my world!
Had a good workout yesterday, heavy metal always helps with that. I think I'm going to get me one of those neato iPod shuffle armband thingies, and maybe a neato iPod shuffle play it on your car stereo thingies, too. That little guy is just so damn useful... Did I mention that I was Steve Jobs' bitch? I'm pretty proud of Mina, too. She went the full hour on the elliptical thingy (that kicks my ass), even though she wasn't in the best of health. Yay for fitness!
Oooh, what else, what else... I dunno. The new Dr. Who is pretty badass, I've got the TiVo trackin' that mofo. I'm going to make a concerted effort to get my car clean tomorrow, although I don't know how long that'll last, seeing as how it's supposed to rain for the entire week afterwords. Still, it's got so much dirt on the sides that the automatic touchless car washes can't get it off. But hey, it's a rally car, so it can handle it.
Is this what it's really like when all the pieces fall into place? Fucking spectacular!
I'm gonna go pretend like I work now, or something. Yee!
I'm goin' out tonight, and I look good! Damn good! At Crissy's suggestion, I'm wearing that club outfit Mar and Amanda helped me put together a year ago for his birthday. Nice designer blue jeans, and a hot black with blue pinstripe long sleeved shirt, with a collar I really like. I am sexay like there is no tomorrow! I'm not used to looking this good, and knowing it, you know, believing it. It feels great, and I like it!
Holy shit, self-esteem! It rocks my world!
Had a good workout yesterday, heavy metal always helps with that. I think I'm going to get me one of those neato iPod shuffle armband thingies, and maybe a neato iPod shuffle play it on your car stereo thingies, too. That little guy is just so damn useful... Did I mention that I was Steve Jobs' bitch? I'm pretty proud of Mina, too. She went the full hour on the elliptical thingy (that kicks my ass), even though she wasn't in the best of health. Yay for fitness!
Oooh, what else, what else... I dunno. The new Dr. Who is pretty badass, I've got the TiVo trackin' that mofo. I'm going to make a concerted effort to get my car clean tomorrow, although I don't know how long that'll last, seeing as how it's supposed to rain for the entire week afterwords. Still, it's got so much dirt on the sides that the automatic touchless car washes can't get it off. But hey, it's a rally car, so it can handle it.
Is this what it's really like when all the pieces fall into place? Fucking spectacular!
I'm gonna go pretend like I work now, or something. Yee!