"You're just as selfish as I am. You're just not as good at it yet."
Is this the episode where your shipper tendencies took over? If not, when was it? How, exactly, does one deploy a Troy? Have you, like Britta, peed alone your whole life? Or did you lay low for this episode? Where does your coffee preference fall on the Dean and Pierce's human color wheel? How much of Jeff and Troy's football field conversation can you recite from memory?