fic: Remedial Rudimentary Sex Principles
Title: Remedial Rudimentary Sex Principles
Author: oneofthemuses
Rating: R or M, whichever you prefer.
Warning: "Bad" sex.
Disclaimer: I don't own Community. Just playing in someone else's sandbox.
Title: Remedial Rudimentary Sex Principles 1/2
A/N: I think portraying realistic sex is important (so important!) but I am no good at writing it - still, I tried my best! I tend to want to write a happy ending (not the sex kind, though, hey, that too) so I don't think I devolve into awkwardness and logistics and discomfort enough but maybe this still works?
Word Count: 562
Summary: Written for badsexfest (open until the end of June, go fill!), the prompt was "Jeff prematurely ejaculates and forgets to pull out." The original version (unedited and slightly short) is here.
Title: Remedial Rudimentary Sex Principles 2/2
A/N #2: Here's the thing, given the specificity of the prompt, I have to assume it's set in S3. But to me, this is S1 Annie. I just can't imagine that she didn't have sex with Vaughn and that she hasn't been dating off-screen. I also think that after two years of living over Dildopolis and hanging out with Britta and Jeff, she's more comfortable with sex. That's what the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, A Fist Full of Paintballs and a few other episodes seemed to imply to me. Nonetheless, I thought it was cool because Annie can still be neurotic and Type A and a little bit high strung and that's essentially what she is here. I hope it doesn't sound like Jeff is sooooo much more experienced and wiser than she is because I hate that trope post-S2.
Word Count: 1150
Summary: Written for badsexfest (open until the end of June, go fill!), the prompt was, essentially, "Annie considers her highschool boyfriend to have 'gotten the hard stuff out of the way', however 2 years without sex combined with Annie-levels of anxiety make her first time with Jeff an uncomfortable and unpleasant experience." The original version (unedited and slightly shorter) is here.
Author: oneofthemuses
Rating: R or M, whichever you prefer.
Warning: "Bad" sex.
Disclaimer: I don't own Community. Just playing in someone else's sandbox.
Title: Remedial Rudimentary Sex Principles 1/2
A/N: I think portraying realistic sex is important (so important!) but I am no good at writing it - still, I tried my best! I tend to want to write a happy ending (not the sex kind, though, hey, that too) so I don't think I devolve into awkwardness and logistics and discomfort enough but maybe this still works?
Word Count: 562
Summary: Written for badsexfest (open until the end of June, go fill!), the prompt was "Jeff prematurely ejaculates and forgets to pull out." The original version (unedited and slightly short) is here.
Title: Remedial Rudimentary Sex Principles 2/2
A/N #2: Here's the thing, given the specificity of the prompt, I have to assume it's set in S3. But to me, this is S1 Annie. I just can't imagine that she didn't have sex with Vaughn and that she hasn't been dating off-screen. I also think that after two years of living over Dildopolis and hanging out with Britta and Jeff, she's more comfortable with sex. That's what the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, A Fist Full of Paintballs and a few other episodes seemed to imply to me. Nonetheless, I thought it was cool because Annie can still be neurotic and Type A and a little bit high strung and that's essentially what she is here. I hope it doesn't sound like Jeff is sooooo much more experienced and wiser than she is because I hate that trope post-S2.
Word Count: 1150
Summary: Written for badsexfest (open until the end of June, go fill!), the prompt was, essentially, "Annie considers her highschool boyfriend to have 'gotten the hard stuff out of the way', however 2 years without sex combined with Annie-levels of anxiety make her first time with Jeff an uncomfortable and unpleasant experience." The original version (unedited and slightly shorter) is here.