Jan 23, 2006 22:55
I would like to let you all know, in front of God and all his angels, that I, Camille Elisabeth Andersen, slapped her little, much deserving, spoiled bitch of a sister, on the face and made her angry and cry. It may be wrong to feel this satisfied and celebratory, but to experience a completely shameless release of 16 years of non- violent patience, in order to be a better person, and to make the evil in my life see the reality of her utterly horrorible existence in my daily life for even the slightest moment, has set me on a fast track to happiness that will undeniable last for at LEAST another 16 years; of which (!) I will be thirty two, hopefully with my own house which I will not be kicked out of by my mother for giving my sister what she deserves, and happy with a house full of love and prosperity and me with a grand education under my belt that will have bought me that house, that car, whether it be a cardboard box I tote around in my 25 year old honda civic with a broken windsheild and flat tires. I tell you all, my friends, that I AM SATISFIED! A bit of swelling in the right breast and a bruse tomorrow due to the angry ugg boot of a 16 year old teeney bopper, is well worth the sound of her "pain" I gave her as she weeps to her girlfriends on the phone in the next room. Call me cruel, but I am without guilt.