I just saw Amellei, that french movie. IT WAS AWSOME, I had never seen it before...
I stole this from Callie oh pookie my pookie.
And a joke I found hilarious...
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink
and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly, "So..............ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
Update on Camille's life.
My legs are shaking.
Its late.
I have stopped going to Astronomy and Music because I would be failing anyway. I learned alot and will be taking those classes again.
I saw Brin Kass at Longs the other day. Damn, she has nice legs. If anyone see's her, tell her I think that, but not in a weird way.
I keep wondering what it would be like to make out with a woman. Thanks alot Eddie.
I bought Callie a coming home birthday Christmas present.
One of my favorite pagan earth activists is doing a lecture book signing HERE IN SANTA BARBARA at the Library.
I talked to Amanda, Katie, Carmel, and Lyndee today, I mean yesterday and it was fun.
Callie, we are going to Disney Land. THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH, and I don't care how drunk I have to get you, WE ARE GOING DANCING IN LA.
I am going to go read Prince Caspian now. Ahhhh...So magical.
The Master does his job
and then stops.
He understands that the Universe
is forever out of control,
and that trying to dominate events
goes against the current of the Tao.
Because he believes in himself,
he doesn't try to convince others.
Because he is content with himself,
he doesn't need others' approval.
Because he accepts himself.
the whole world accepts him.
And a joke I found hilarious...
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink
and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly, "So..............ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
Update on Camille's life.
My legs are shaking.
Its late.
I have stopped going to Astronomy and Music because I would be failing anyway. I learned alot and will be taking those classes again.
I saw Brin Kass at Longs the other day. Damn, she has nice legs. If anyone see's her, tell her I think that, but not in a weird way.
I keep wondering what it would be like to make out with a woman. Thanks alot Eddie.
I bought Callie a coming home birthday Christmas present.
One of my favorite pagan earth activists is doing a lecture book signing HERE IN SANTA BARBARA at the Library.
I talked to Amanda, Katie, Carmel, and Lyndee today, I mean yesterday and it was fun.
Callie, we are going to Disney Land. THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH, and I don't care how drunk I have to get you, WE ARE GOING DANCING IN LA.
I am going to go read Prince Caspian now. Ahhhh...So magical.
The Master does his job
and then stops.
He understands that the Universe
is forever out of control,
and that trying to dominate events
goes against the current of the Tao.
Because he believes in himself,
he doesn't try to convince others.
Because he is content with himself,
he doesn't need others' approval.
Because he accepts himself.
the whole world accepts him.