this is the sound of your calves exploding
so monica and myself decided that it was high time we started working towards our goals of getting fit and liking who we see in the mirror. since monica isnt ready to start a gym membership yet due to lack of funds (she will be at her new job next month) we started the embarrasing task of entrusting our fitness to the wii.....for the most part. we started our characters on wii fit. (well mine was left stagnant for 78 days so i started him up again...yep, still overweight, thanks BMI fuck you too). that was fun and embarrasing but i didnt feel winded so we decided to go do jumpropes. well 3 months ago i was able to do a thousand jumpropes without resting......ummm yeah not so much anymore. i got to 500 and wanted to die, it felt like a kitten crawled into my throat to take a nap and didnt want to come out. a rather sour phlegm tasting kitten. then monica went while i rested then i did 300 more, then decided fuck it why not finish off a thousand, even if it wasnt in a row without resting? well next day i took two steps off the bed and almost fell on my face. it felt like paul bunyan took a swing at my calves. this was 3 days ago and im still limping all over the place. note to self, the body manages to get itself out of shape a SHITLOAD faster than it takes to get IN shape. also....i didnt stretch before jumping. woopsie!!