Funniest thing I've read in a while!
I contacted a few apartments in the area inquiring about the apartments they have available and received this letter back this afternoon. Its extremely over-descriptive and actually very poorly written in my opinion. Using flowery words isn't going to sell me on an apartment.
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Dear Crystal,
I am excited to see your interest in Bexley at Preston Apartments, and I would like to thank you for inquiring about our community! We currently have a spacious 1 bedroom apartment home that will be available for you to move as earliest as 12/01/05. We are currently offering a great special on your new home starting at only $605 for our 1bedroom”Meadow” apartment home with a spectacular view of our clubhouse and pool. We offer variable lease terms between 6-12 month lease terms.
Your apartment home will be full of several amazing features. While in your living room you will be surrounded by the breeze of the ceiling fan, yet feel the warmth of your gas fireplace and mantle if you choose. You will find yourself captured with ceramic tile entry flooring. Oversized windows brighten your home throughout and open up your living space even more. In your dining room you will find track lighting which allows you to dim the lights for that special candle light dinner. All our apartment homes are equipped with full size washer and dryer connections, ready for your first spin cycle! Your master bedroom will ease your pains as you will find a garden style tub to relax your troubles away!
Our community features something for everyone. You can give your car a tender hug at our car care center, picnic with our gas grill at pool. The state of the art fitness center is accessible 24 hours with cable television. You may choose to have a gorgeous view of the golf course or putting green.
Crystal, I look forward to showing you all of the wonderful things I have mentioned as well as all the other great features Bexley at Preston has to offer! I would like to encourage you to set an appointment so that I may answer all questions! I would also like to invite you to apply on-line! I eagerly await the opportunity to help you find the perfect place to call “home”!
Please feel free to call me @...
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Dear Crystal,
I am excited to see your interest in Bexley at Preston Apartments, and I would like to thank you for inquiring about our community! We currently have a spacious 1 bedroom apartment home that will be available for you to move as earliest as 12/01/05. We are currently offering a great special on your new home starting at only $605 for our 1bedroom”Meadow” apartment home with a spectacular view of our clubhouse and pool. We offer variable lease terms between 6-12 month lease terms.
Your apartment home will be full of several amazing features. While in your living room you will be surrounded by the breeze of the ceiling fan, yet feel the warmth of your gas fireplace and mantle if you choose. You will find yourself captured with ceramic tile entry flooring. Oversized windows brighten your home throughout and open up your living space even more. In your dining room you will find track lighting which allows you to dim the lights for that special candle light dinner. All our apartment homes are equipped with full size washer and dryer connections, ready for your first spin cycle! Your master bedroom will ease your pains as you will find a garden style tub to relax your troubles away!
Our community features something for everyone. You can give your car a tender hug at our car care center, picnic with our gas grill at pool. The state of the art fitness center is accessible 24 hours with cable television. You may choose to have a gorgeous view of the golf course or putting green.
Crystal, I look forward to showing you all of the wonderful things I have mentioned as well as all the other great features Bexley at Preston has to offer! I would like to encourage you to set an appointment so that I may answer all questions! I would also like to invite you to apply on-line! I eagerly await the opportunity to help you find the perfect place to call “home”!
Please feel free to call me @...