Jingle bells, batman smells, robin lays an egg...
Hey Babies!
Wow! I bet you’re all quite shocked to see me here. Well, I am too, peanuts, I am TOO! But as it is, I need to study (AGAIN!) *sighs*, and we all know that when you NEED to study, you do anything BUT studying.
But I’m cool with that, I’ll catch up this night, ‘cause I’ve been dying to smother you all with kisses (and some indecent slaps on your lovely butt too, of course) to wish you all a very merry x-mas and lovely new year! And right now, there’s nothing more important for me to do than that!
I know 2008 has been quite challenging for some of you. Some had to endure hard times health-wise, some relation-wise, some money-wise. Some of you have been dealt a crappy hand of cards this past year that made me want to teleport myself to wherever TPTB are living to bitchslap them all to the ground for doing this to you.
But just as I expected, I didn’t need to do that, because you did it yourself. You fought back, and kicked some serious ass with the style and grace like only one other person possesses *coughsSaraTancredicoughs*, and that makes you all my heroes!
I know I’m not around much *feels guilty* and I hope 2009 will throw me a bone so I can remedy that a little, but I DO hope that you realize how much I ADORE you all! It’s true! I absolutely, over the top, wholeheartedly adore you! You have brightened my life on so many occasions this past year (with your rambles, reviews and awesome stories), and I hope you will continue to do so next year too.
I wish you all your heart desires this moment, and on top of that I throw in a naked Michael and naked Linc too, for free… FOR FREE!!!!!! God damn, 2009 is so gonna rock!
See you in 2009, my friends!
The one who worships you!
Enjoy!
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