[fanfiction] [challenge] [drabble] read and gawk
title: read and gawk
challenge: challenge # 6 all the things you said
genre: trying hard humor
series/characters/pairings: naruto. team seven. slight sasusaku
summary: The boys of team seven tries to comprehend something they just don't understand.
warnings: references to romance novels. shame, shame, shame.
a.n.: yes, it's been a long, long time since i wrote a fic. And I remembered some couple of threats from hanabi_no_ai that i should write something to divert myself from carrying preggies.
"I don't get it."
"What, Naruto? Are you holding a porn--"
"Of course, not Kakashi-sensei."
"Well, that looks like porn to me. See? The way that pretty muscled up man whose abs look like a washboars practically grab the melon-sized--"
"Why all girls are digging this?"
"..."
"Oh, this."
"Hn."
"What's with your faces?"
"See, there."
"Holy--"
"That's from Sakura-chan."
"...!!!!"
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"Stop it, Sakura."
"This is freaking unhealthy! Stop it!"
"You can't stop me!"
"Stop spitting breadcrumbs on me, forehead! And that's my chocolate."
"So what? I'm depressed, I hate Prozac, I'm hungry--"
"...Have mercy on Chocolate doggie's head, Sakura."
A very noisy, wet swallow.
"Can you tell me, what happened--"
"I'm going to eat, I don't care if I get fat--"
"--before we all decide to throw you out of the couch?"
"--because I'm freaking, I'm trying and failing to distract myself from dissecting his balls out!"
"Uh?"
"What?"
"I hate him!"
"...Well, that's a new record."
"0.12 seconds ripping a huge lays potato chips with small teeth."
"Be proud of your feminine rage, forehead."
"And by the time your energetic rage fades, you'll be weighing about three pounds plus after twelve hours."
"Shut up, you pig. And don't eat my pocky, if you don't want me to mess up your face."
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challenge: challenge # 6 all the things you said
genre: trying hard humor
series/characters/pairings: naruto. team seven. slight sasusaku
summary: The boys of team seven tries to comprehend something they just don't understand.
warnings: references to romance novels. shame, shame, shame.
a.n.: yes, it's been a long, long time since i wrote a fic. And I remembered some couple of threats from hanabi_no_ai that i should write something to divert myself from carrying preggies.
"I don't get it."
"What, Naruto? Are you holding a porn--"
"Of course, not Kakashi-sensei."
"Well, that looks like porn to me. See? The way that pretty muscled up man whose abs look like a washboars practically grab the melon-sized--"
"Why all girls are digging this?"
"..."
"Oh, this."
"Hn."
"What's with your faces?"
"See, there."
"Holy--"
"That's from Sakura-chan."
"...!!!!"
__________________
"Stop it, Sakura."
"This is freaking unhealthy! Stop it!"
"You can't stop me!"
"Stop spitting breadcrumbs on me, forehead! And that's my chocolate."
"So what? I'm depressed, I hate Prozac, I'm hungry--"
"...Have mercy on Chocolate doggie's head, Sakura."
A very noisy, wet swallow.
"Can you tell me, what happened--"
"I'm going to eat, I don't care if I get fat--"
"--before we all decide to throw you out of the couch?"
"--because I'm freaking, I'm trying and failing to distract myself from dissecting his balls out!"
"Uh?"
"What?"
"I hate him!"
"...Well, that's a new record."
"0.12 seconds ripping a huge lays potato chips with small teeth."
"Be proud of your feminine rage, forehead."
"And by the time your energetic rage fades, you'll be weighing about three pounds plus after twelve hours."
"Shut up, you pig. And don't eat my pocky, if you don't want me to mess up your face."
______________________