Rebel Yell

Feb 24, 2007 10:59

I kinda wish people would stop piercing their tongues already. I mean, I guess it was cool when you were 18 and trying to shock the world with your newfound ability to impale yourself in strange places with jewelry. Hell, if you were a 17 year old with a tongue ring, you immediately leapt into the top highschool caste (and anyone who thinks there wasn't a caste system in highschool never went there). But now, look at you. You're 24, you talk funny and half of your teeth are chipped from your metal jewelry. Furthermore, you can't figure out why people never look you in the eye when you talk. *hint* it might be the tiny mirror that's on your tongue and your audience trying to figure out why your mouth is refracting light into their eyes.

oh yeah, and the head isn't all that great anyway. So don't even try and rationalize.
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