Feb 06, 2003 22:00
you know, when most celebrities come out of seclusion or temporarily stop being so reclusive, it's usually to clear up some misconceptions or put an end to rumors. michael jackson, on the other hand, came out of hiding to confirm every bizarre freaky unbelievably odd rumor and story ever told about him. why? i guess as a lowly commoner, i can't begin to understand celebrity and the trappings of fame and fortune. but by god, i swear if i was an eleventy-billion-aire, i could hold it together and act like im from this planet. do good things with the cash, and have a great time. seriously. i guess he warned us, he did tell us he was bad. and that billie jean wasn't his lover. so there.